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DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2766	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	31	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	185
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	2136
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!