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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1896 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
