Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

ShirtlessSituations

Ageism, Assertiveness, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family gathering, generational differences, Inappropriate Behavior, parenting, personal space, Respect, respect for boundaries, respect for others, self esteem, ShirtlessSituations, social etiquette, social norms, son’s discomfort, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	5121
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Emeralds Found:	6474	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

CraftyVenezFraudProof

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Votes:	6451	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

XYLARS

Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2900

Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

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The Glitched SMP

Adventure, Buying, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Features, Fun, Glitched SMP, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roles, Seasons, SELLING, Server, stands, Survival, Unique

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, griefing permitted, laid back, Map, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, phantom prevention, player freedom, player head drops, PvP, quality of life, Reset, rules, small server, Stable, Straight.., Survival, update, Usa, Vanilla, Years

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Server Information

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there land claims on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
Can I use /tpa or /home commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Arcadion, Chronicles, Coeurl, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raids, Resources, Savage Raids, smp, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	991590	Votes:	1372
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.

In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father in-law, generational differences, home improvements, Home ownership, home renovation, house ownership, houseflipper, in-law relationships, Minecraft, rental agreement, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3953
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6334
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

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