New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • FriendshipCraft

    FriendshipCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this story of friendship gone wrong.

    Picture this: a 35-year-old player, let’s call her Ann, is besties with a married couple, let’s call them Land and…Land. Things were peachy until Land started throwing shade at Ann for not making her marriage work. Little did they know, Ann had some juicy secrets about her past marriage that would make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Ann confided in Land and Land about the heartbreaking loss of her child when she was just 18. She shared a special name she had chosen for her angel, a name close to her heart. Fast forward to the future, and guess what? Land and Land used that exact name for their newborn daughter without giving Ann a heads up! Talk about a plot twist.

    As the drama unfolded, Ann decided to distance herself from the couple to protect her own feelings. But Land wasn’t having it. He called her out, called her selfish, and basically told her to get over it. Can you believe the nerve?

    So, why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such riveting tales of friendship, betrayal, and baby name stealing? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWake Minecraft Server

    CraftyWake Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6236
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wake up and immediately think, “I need to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make my morning coffee taste like liquid gold”? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your caffeinated dreams!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking llama who guides you through a magical portal filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. You embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual rollercoaster, where you can ride through pixelated landscapes while being serenaded by a chorus of singing Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the underwater disco party hosted by a DJ squid named Squishy Steve.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a dose of ridiculousness and a side of pure, unadulterated fun. Your morning routine will never be the same again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHeartBreaker

    BlockyHeartBreaker
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9253
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mines Excavated: 1198
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server where the pickup lines are as smooth as diamond armor and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, this server is the place to be for epic builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even finding your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1143
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3084 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. we even have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking creeper. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldCraft007

    GoldCraft007
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8234
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Potions Brewed: 60 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server where we build giant goldeneye 007 levels and pretend we are james bond but with blocky heads and square guns. you can be the ultimate secret agent, sneaking around and blowing stuff up in pixelated glory.

    we have a special mod that turns all the mobs into evil villains trying to take over the world, so you have to stop them with your trusty pickaxe and diamond sword.

    plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. but shh, it’s a secret.

    join now and be part of the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected

    CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5307
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got CO2 levels higher than a hot air balloon on steroids! Our atmosphere be so lit, it’s like a sauna up in here! Forget about those wimpy climate estimates, we’re talking about turning up the heat by 14 degrees, baby!

    Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.

    So, if you’re ready to turn up the heat and party like it’s the end of the world, join our Minecraft server now! Let’s make the earth sweat like never before! 🌞🏝️🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arkonius.de

    Arkonius.de
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 164
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 152 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 4592

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Minecraft CityBuild server based on a plot system, which has been extended by jobs and many unique features.

    Features: Starting with moving trains in the center of the spawn that can take you to all the jobs, there are many small commands like /armorstand, /itemframe or /post that give you many opportunities to lead a very creative CityBuild life. While /armorstand can be used to give arms to armor stands, for example, you can use /post to buy a mailbox and thereby receive mail or items via your plot. While these and many other commands can be used without limits even without a certain rank, with many ranks you get additional commands like /qrcode and /skullchest to make your build even better. There is also a moon and Mars as well as 2 other planets that can be reached with rockets from our spaceport (/planets). In addition to these basic features, we also offer extensions for Redstone. For example, you can use /technik to create automatic doors, have funnels filter items or add security “face scanners” to your Redstone doors. Additionally, there are robots (/robot) that can help you run farms on your plot.

    arkonius.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get Lost in the Warped Dimension – Where Vanilla Meets Chaos and Confusion!

    Get Lost in the Warped Dimension – Where Vanilla Meets Chaos and Confusion!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6780
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Warped SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/xisuma-reaper/">Server</a>

    Warped SMP Server

    Overview:

    Type Semi-Vanilla
    Version 1.20+
    Compatibility Java & Bedrock
    Age Requirement 15+
    Inspiration Hermitcraft
    Whitelist Yes

    FAQ:

    How do I join Warped SMP?

    To join the server, you need to join our Discord and submit an application. Make sure to take your time with the application as we have high standards for new players.

    What is the server’s reset policy?

    We last reset the server earlier this year and have no plans for another reset anytime soon. We want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without the worry of a looming reset.

    What is the server’s community like?

    We have a friendly and diverse player base that encourages community collaboration. Many players form lasting friendships beyond the server and participate in group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

    What are the server rules?

    Our community values trust and respect, keeping drama to a minimum. While we have laid-back rules, we expect all players to follow them and treat others with respect.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AqoursCraft Minecraft Server

    AqoursCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5620
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Mari Birthday week event is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft avatar do the WaiWai dance! Join us for the Summer gacha where you can win virtual idols to accompany you on your block-building adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Nijigasaki Tokimeki Mirai Chizu has been announced for Switch, so you can navigate your way through our server with style. And don’t miss out on the Aqours Club 2024 set releasing on June 30th – it’s like a virtual party in your inventory!

    Bloom the smile, Bloom the dream! with our July 17th release, and get ready for the Aqours 5th Solo Albums starting on August 1st. The Tsubaki Takizakura Girls’ High School Idol Club After Party Album on August 21st is a must-listen, and the Cerise Bouquet 4th Single on September 4th will have you grooving in your Minecraft world.

    Join us for the Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 in theaters on September 6th, and don’t forget to check out the Dollchestra 4th Single on September 11th. Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single drops on October 2nd, just in time for the premiere of Superstar S3 airing in October.

    But that’s not all! Our server has SIF2 databases, teambuilders, and other miscellaneous stuff to enhance your gameplay experience. With our gameplay guides and card database, you’ll be a Minecraft idol master in no time.

    And for those who like to play on dead game offline/private servers, we’ve got guides to help you hack your way to victory. Check out our infodump for all the juicy details.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s make some virtual memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server

    RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4373
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ethnic robots who have their own incel discords! That’s right, you can join in on the wacky conversations and shenanigans of these robots as they navigate the world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in epic battles against evil villagers and hostile mobs as they fight for control of the server.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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