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GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7876
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	919	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5211	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Enchantments Applied:	114	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6901	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	695328	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	841177
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3494	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!