#StandWithGooper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

Anime, Antagonist, BLOCK, Burning Gundam, Dark Gundam, Domon Kasshu, gundam, King of Hearts, Martial Arts, martial arts master, Master Asia, mastercraft, mentor, Mentorship, Mobile Fighter G Gundam, Montage, Neo Japan, redemption arc, Rivalry, Shining Gundam, Shuffle Alliance, Training, Undefeated of the East

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

American, burger, chain, convenience, Country, Dining, drive thru, Fast, fast food, Favorite, Food, Frenzy, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, International, local flavor, McCraftys, menu, Options, Popular, quick service, takeout, Variety

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	5442
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

Animals, artificial people, best option, Commonwealth, Crafters, cure, destroy, disagreement, Evil, Father, Fun, good people, GUARANTEED, Institute, leadership, Objective, pixels, player, rule, scientist, Son, supermutants, Technology, teleport technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Votes:	8257
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	3527	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Votes:	4073	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2632	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	2557	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!