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PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Void Gems Collected:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	2057	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5036	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1850	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?