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Wixel Network

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

New Australian based Survival Server by Wixel Network and sister server of Winpixelmon.net!

Mcmmo, hard difficulty and a friendly community welcoming any newcomers to the Wixel Survival Server. Expect friendly players helping you out or maybe even joining a town/community with others!

Survive with friends or even find some new ones! Our community is always friendly and almost like a family. We love meeting new people and accept anyone! When the weekend comes, join in on the weekly Server Events to win prizes and just have fun playing things like The Walls, Survival Games, Boat races and much more!

play.auswixel.net

Punkincraft

Balanced Economy, battlepass, family friendly, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

PunkinCraft is a new SMP server with player driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, Towny, and more. Economy is the main focus of PunkinCraft with custom jobs, player shops, and more.

play.punkincraft.com

Skyvele Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

The Skyvele Network We support versions 1.8 – Latest

We are an advanced network with a range of features only available on our network. Our staff and community members are all very friendly and happy to help. We hope to see you in-game.

Our gamemodes: – Skyblock (Never seen before unlockable areas and secret chests) – FFA Realm (Custom texture pack, sounds, upgrades and much more)

IP: play.skyvele.com

play.skyvele.com

Silent network

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	535171	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1288	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Dive into our meticulously crafted Minecraft universe, where we offer two thrilling game modes: OP Prisons and OP Skyblock (We will also have Survival, Creative, OneBlock, and Generators). Whether you’re an expert builder or a seasoned explorer, our server caters to all playstyles. Conquer the ranks of OP Prisons through cunning strategies and resource management, or embark on a skyward journey in OP Skyblock, where creativity takes flight. You’ll discover unique features and custom content that set Silent Network apart from the rest.

At Silent Network, we believe in the power of community. Our Discord server is the heart of our player interaction, where you can connect with like-minded gamers, share your adventures, and stay updated on server news and events. Join us in a vibrant and welcoming atmosphere, where you’ll forge friendships, collaborate on projects, and become part of something greater than yourself.

Silent Network is not just another server; it’s an evolving experience. Our dedicated team of developers and administrators works tirelessly to bring you exciting updates and fresh content regularly. We value your input and actively seek feedback to tailor the server to your preferences.

Connect with us on Discord, explore our Minecraft server, and discover what makes Silent Network the ultimate destination for Minecraft players. Let’s craft, build, and explore together!

silentmc.net

Ryland Economy Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	5329
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the latest iteration of Sts’s Ryland. We have a new 1.15 world ready to be explored!

The server will have 99.9 uptime forever, so if you’re looking to dedicate yourself to a small, but growing community, this is your chance!

We have a multitude of premium plugins that have been fully updated and configured to give you the smoothest 1.5 experience possible: Mcmmo, ranks, playershops, jobs, land protection, kits, silkspawners, keepinventory and more.

Rules: No griefing active claimed towns, hacking, x-raying, stealing, harrassing, spamming, disrespecting staff or other players, or ban evading

rylandmc.com

ZDOG5

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Fun, classic server! Factions, voting rewards, economy, ranks, and more! New server, open to suggestions! Help create the community!

s20.hosthorde.com:26331

Arkyna

Events, Medieval, Multiplayer Survival, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Animals Bred:	175	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

We’re not amateurs, we’re worse.

Here’s what you can expect from joining our server:

-An accepting roleplay environment-Custom Items-Active Staff-Events

Arkynamc.xyz

Legendary Treasures

MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Legendary Treasures server! We are a family friendly community that aims to make sure everyone on our server enjoys a fun but yet really unique server. We are a Towny survival server filled with datapacks and plugins to make the experience much more different than any other servers. We may be small, but we assure you, your time here will be wonderful. Players can get everything for free here at the Legendary Treasures server. The only paid option is our ranks that just makes things easier and more enjoyable for the player, but nothing is pay to win here. I hope you, the player, or parent enjoy your stay at the Legendary Treasures server!

LegendaryTreasuresGame.com

Magnolia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

A simple minecraft towny server with some plugins 1.14 feel free to join in and check it out for yourself. custom enchants, mcmmo, jobs, towny, shops, discord:https://discord.gg/Y7dTWm

45.35.86.194:25581

The albatronic realm

Forge

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchantments Applied:	98	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Embark on an epic adventure in our immersive Minecraft realm! From thrilling quests to jaw-dropping builds, our server offers endless possibilities. Join a vibrant community, conquer dungeons, and unleash your creativity in a world where dreams become blocks of reality. Are you ready to craft your legacy? Chill and relax, mine and chat, buy/sell/trade, build and shoot.. Never forget to survive!

[LINK FOR MODPACK TO JOIN SERVER]https://rb.gy/dcqr8

**Requires Forge 47.2.1 (via Minecraft 1.20.1) and Modpack to join. It’s highly recommended to remove any previously installed mods before installing Modpack to help prevent incompatibility issues!**

mc.albatronicmining.world