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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2133
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	8348	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5309
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3613	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	134	Villages Defended:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1779	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Votes:	1153
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crops Grown:	5333	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Farms Harvested:	269
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.