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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6974
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Towns Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Votes:	3555	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Censorship, central america, Communication, communities, danger, Disappearances, Extinction, Facebook pages, Journalism, Journalists, local reporters, Media, MediaMinecraft, News, Nicaragua, press freedom, radio hosts, Regions, Reporting, Server, Threats, TV anchors, VanishingJournalists

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2944	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!

PixelPollution429

#sustainability, 2 million years, atmospheric concentration, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, earth’s history, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, Highest, industrialization, May 2025, PixelPollution429, Pollution, ppm, record levels, scientific research

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Potions Brewed:	125	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got carbon dioxide emissions hitting 429.6 ppm in May 2025, like the highest in over 2 million years!!! that’s right, we got that exclusive air quality for all our players, you won’t find that anywhere else, fam.

imagine mining for diamonds while wearing a gas mask, dodging toxic clouds of carbon dioxide like a pro. it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies, so much fun!

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the air is literally trying to kill you. who needs oxygen when you got diamonds, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and show off your skills in the most polluted minecraft world ever!

No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

arrival time, Commute, destination time, Driving, driving habits, Infinite, Journey, Limit, punctuality, road rules, road safety, road trip, SPEED, speed limit, speed regulations, Time, time calculation, time constraints, time estimation, Time management, traffic, Transportation, travel, Travel Planning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

2014, ballot, BlockyVote, California, California residents, CaliIncarceration, census tracts, civic engagement, Community, criminal justice reform, demographics, higher incarceration rates, Impact, people, prison population, Prop 47, Social Issues, State, turnout, Voting, voting behavior, voting rates

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

Crafted Survival

Active players, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land Claim, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, Survival, Tpa, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, World Map

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	434655	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2338
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
Land Claiming
Shopping District
Homes and TPA
Live World Map
Mob Heads
One Player Sleep
Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base

https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

IP Address: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We look forward to having you on our server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by using our land claiming feature. Simply follow the instructions in-game to claim your desired area.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is not allowed on our server to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Q: How can I get ranked on the server?

A: Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and engage with the community, the higher your rank will be.

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, below zero, bundle up, chilly, chilly weather, cold alert, cold snap, cold weather, extreme cold, Freezing, freezing cold, Frigid, frosty, ICY, Realm, stay warm, subzero temperatures, weather update, Winter, winter advisory, winter warning, winter weather

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this: it’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails outside, but guess what? Our Minecraft server is LIT AF and will warm you up faster than a flaming hot Cheeto in a microwave! Join us for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a squirrel on a double shot of espresso! Don’t be a square, join our server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime!

LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

VegasCraftBash

bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaids, celebration, Chip and Dales, compromise, decision, disagreement, Drinking, family, gambling, groomsmen, in-law family, ISOLATED, maid of honour, sister, Support, trip, Understanding, Vegas, VegasCraftBash

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a Vegas trip with a disapproving sister and her jealous boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life wedding woes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No need to worry about family feuds or bridesmaid betrayals here – just good old-fashioned fun in a blocky world.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs Vegas when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft pals? Plus, we promise there won’t be any Chip and Dales – unless you count the pixelated chickens roaming around.

FeelingCraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, Contentment, DELIGHT, ecstasy, elation, euphoria, experienced, FeelingCraft, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, overwhelming emotion, Peace, peak experience, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, unforgettable moment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

First off, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton DJ. It’s lit, fam.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We have llamas that can juggle, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret treasure hunt with clues hidden in the clouds, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends for bragging rights.

So, if you want to experience the best feeling ever, join our Minecraft SMP server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

OopsCraft

awkward, blooper, blunder, clumsy, EMBARRASSING, error, Fail, faux pas, Gaffe, Goof, mishap, misstep, mistake, MISTAKES, OopsCraft, oversight, regret, regretful, regrets, screw-up, slip-up

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!