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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • HaterCraft2021

    HaterCraft2021
    When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!

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