standoffish Minecraft Servers

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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

    BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

    And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

    Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HaterCraft2021

    HaterCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnityCraft Minecraft Server

    UnityCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

    But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

    Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

    Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CerealCraft Minecraft Server

    CerealCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Respawn in Heaven

    Respawn in Heaven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKoreanWarzone

    CraftyKoreanWarzone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP