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ExWifeStormBunker

Accommodation, anger, blended family, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, current wife, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeStormBunker, family, Hospitality, hotel availability, Hurricane, hurricane prep, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4648
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with hurricane drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only storm you’ll face is a thunderstorm in the game!

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!

HeavenlyNeighborz

Acts of kindness, caring neighbors, community spirit, compassionate neighbors, fostering community spirit, friendly neighbors, good neighbors, Heartwarming gestures, HeavenlyNeighborz, helpful neighbors, kind neighbors, neighborhood bonds, neighborly love, neighborly relationships, neighbors from heaven, positive experiences, positive neighbors, spreading positivity, supportive neighbors, thoughtful neighbors, uplifting neighbors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Animals Bred:	188	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Tired of dealing with neighbors from hell in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to annoying neighbors for good.

Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

GangCraft: Exodus Haiti

Community, Crisis, death toll, displacement, Displacement crisis, emergency response, exodus, fear, FLEEING, Gang attack, gang violence, Gangcraft, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Insecurity, Refugees, Safety, Tragedy, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.

Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

bugs, Builds, Community, configs, constant updates, Discord, Events, Items, join today, Minecraft, Misadventures, Modded, modded server, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Players, reborn, Server, strip mining, Terrain, Tight Community, touch ups, Toxicity, travelers, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25

Minecraft Modded Server Overview

Modpack	Custom-made modpack by server owner
Player Count	Currently 10 players, looking for more
Updates	Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features
Community	Friendly and non-toxic environment
Events	Regularly hosted events for players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.

Q: Is the modpack available for public download?

A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.

Q: How often are chunk resets done?

A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.

Toy Box Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Box, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, f-16, flight simulator, humor, Incompetence, international relations, military equipment, military technology, military training, Minecraft, mockery, nato, Political satire, Server, simulation, Toy, Training, Ukraine, war games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3939	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

according to plan, american football, Defense, football, game analysis, game day, game predictions, interceptions, League, Minecraft, Monday Night Football, NFL, NOTCHS, Offense, Players, smp, sports, sports news, sports updates, sunday night football, Teams, thursday night football, touchdowns, Week 5

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dimension Hops:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

35 years old, adult child, aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, clutter, Communication, compromise, Condo, Conflict, family dynamics, grandson, household rules, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moved back, Parent-child relationship, personal space, rent free, Server, Son, storage space

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us and build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends.

Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.

But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

ChildLifeRuinerCraft

2 years old, ae, aita, American mother, atypical pronunciation, ChildLifeRuinerCraft, colourful artwork, Conversation, culture, Existence, grain, Gráinne, hindsight, Ireland’s political history, Irish centre, Irish diaspora, Irish folk scene, Irish name, irish people, leather jacket, partner, Positive reinforcement, positive reply, pronunciation, Ruining a Child’s Life, self esteem, tactful, uk, unbothered, unique name, university city

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!

ProudCraft SMP

accomplishment, Dedication, goal achieved, hard work, perseverance, personal achievement, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of my journey, proud of my progress, proud of my work, proud of myself, ProudCraft, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that catapults you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft SMP and show off your mad building skills while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. Trust us, you’ll never be bored here – we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. It was epic! So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

CraftyMatrimonySecrets

Communication, CraftyMatrimonySecrets, hidden truths, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Marriage Communication, marriage counseling, marriage expectations, marriage preparation, marriage secrets, marriage tips, marriage vows, relationships, Secrets, Spouse, Surprises, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	82004

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!