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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1931 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
