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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
