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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2745 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
