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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
