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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 8958 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
