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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3740 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
