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ZelenskyCraft – Standing Strong!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and witness epic battles between Zelensky and the US leadership as they fight for control of the server. Will Zelensky stand strong against the obvious mal intent of the US leadership? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single moment of the drama!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Blocky Veins Server
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so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

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No Time for Standing Still
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join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

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BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP
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Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!
Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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Last Man Standing: Gender Bender Edition
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you are the last man or woman on earth surrounded by the opposite sex! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where everyone is looking for love, friendship, or just a good old-fashioned battle. Will you find your soulmate in the midst of chaos? Or will you be forever alone in a sea of potential partners? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see what fate has in store for you!

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Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing
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join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

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DisasterCraft: Lights, Camera, Destruction!
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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your little minecraft world, when suddenly, a giant chicken with laser eyes appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc everywhere.
but don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special anti-laser chicken force that will come to your rescue and help you defeat the evil chicken once and for all.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands.
so, if you’re looking for a crazy, action-packed adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, then come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the laser chicken gets to you first).

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DoggoDisSeats Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people on public transportation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone respects your service dog’s space! We don’t discriminate against players with disabilities, visible or not. Plus, our virtual buses are always empty so you can sit wherever you want without any hassle. And if anyone dares to pet your virtual service dog, just put your foot in front of their head and problem solved! Join now and let’s build a world where everyone can ride the bus in peace, even if they “look blind” with a service dog.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.
Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?
So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

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