Standby MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMideastTensions

Crisis, forces, deployment, Military Action, CraftyMideastTensions

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NuclearCraft: Jens NATO Standby

Military, jens, global politics, standby, nuclear proliferation

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
JustInCraft

unused, occasional, insurance, Peace of mind, JustInCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Townscraft: Where the towns are real, but the drama is virtual! Season 3 starting soon!

Townscraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.

Quick Links

In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.

View the Discord to start your adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
Are there town-building elements?	Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome.
Do you have community events?	Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Fandom, special kind, melanated individuals, Entertainment, Anime

Are you tired of boring, generic anime-inspired Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark when it comes to dumb and ignorant unga-bunga fighting action? Look no further, because our server has mastered the art of replicating that special Dragon Ball vibe that highly melanated individuals can’t get enough of!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and show off your power level. Our server is so lit, even Frieza would want to join in on the fun! Plus, we have a secret technique that lets you turn into a Super Saiyan just by mining diamonds – talk about next level gaming!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest, most over-the-top anime-inspired Minecraft server out there. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Come for the unga-bunga action, stay for the memes and mayhem. See you in the virtual world, warrior!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
KekCraft Minecraft Server

digital communication, Slang, Online Community, pop culture, trending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

financial trouble, fence payment, neighbour relationship, Server, financial demand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

control, Support, Trust, no contact, parenting

Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

new beginnings, Server, moving on, support system, self reflection

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

earn money, Celibacy, personal values, life choices, professional development

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP