NoDiamondsNoDating
Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffsAre you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server
bloke, British, british slang, centimeters, Choice, DATING, Expectations, Financial Stability, funny, height, humor, income, ladies, mad, Mate, Minecraft, quid, relationships, Requirements, Server, Standards, tall men, willy size, WomenAre you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!
Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
Links
Discord Invite Join our Discord Instagram Visit our Instagram Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
SingleSquad Minecraft SMP
baggage, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Expectations, fear of commitment, love, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSquad, smp, Standards, Timing, VulnerabilityAre you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!Settle4Blocks
advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weightJoin our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!
So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!
BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
Appearance, BdayBashBattleGFNotReady, Birthday, birthday dinner, Communication, Conflict, Date night, disagreement, dressing up, Effort, emotional response, Expectations, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, makeup, personal grooming, relationship, self-care, Self-expression, special occasion, StandardsAre you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.
And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!
PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs
2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wageslol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!UglyCelebSightings
Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Celebrity, controversial, debate, FAMOUS, Figure, Gorgeous, Hollywood, Idol, image, Media, opinion, Perception, Popular, Public, Standards, Stunning, Subjective, UglyCelebSightingsJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!BlockyIsraelReview
#editorial, Accountability, BBC, BIAS, BlockyIsraelReview, chairman, coverage, criticism, deep, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, News, Public, Reporting, review, scrutiny, Standards, systematic, transparencyso, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, ever. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s, like, what this server is all about.if you join this server, you’ll, like, be transported to a land of unicorns and rainbows. and, like, the best part? you can ride the unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft.
so, like, if you want to experience a world of pure madness and mayhem, then, like, join this server now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!
AlexandriaSMP, bi-weekly activities, Bluemap, Building Competitions, Chat, creativity, democratic environment, discord community, Gamers, improved terrain, in-game economy, inclusive environment, INGAME, Lost, Online Map, player-driven decisions, pvp tournaments, reset map, Respect, robust anti-griefing, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, supportive, vanilla tweaks, Vibrant Community, VOICESAlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Community Driven Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment. Anti-Griefing Measures With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities. Online Map Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com Regular Events Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Shopping District Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district. Many Fun Addons We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat. Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.
Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord
FAQs
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.
Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?
A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.
Q: How often does the server have map resets?
A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraftWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!
SisNotPrettyCraft
acne, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, UpsetAre you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).
So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!
CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server
Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, starAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!Instantly Epic MC
Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watchingTired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?
So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!
YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise
Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraftso like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.
come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
ExtraterrestrialRoastFest
alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitorscome join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠
burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, WearsServer IP play.shaded.gg Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR Overview
Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:
- 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
- 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
- ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
- 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
- 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
- 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
- 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?
A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.
Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?
A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?
A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!
Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?
A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?
A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.
Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖
- Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
- Vote: Vote 🗳️