We got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, pigs that fly with jetpacks, and diamonds that sing when you mine them.
Who needs anime when you can build a giant statue of a taco riding a unicorn while battling zombie villagers with laser swords?
Join our server and escape the bleak reality of the anime industry by creating your own wacky adventures in the world of blocks and pixels!
Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.
So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.
But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.
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The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!
Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.
But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.
Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player tried to grief our server with TNT, but Dunkleosteus terrelli emerged from the depths of the ocean and devoured the griefer whole. from that day on, no one dared to mess with our server again.
so come on down and join us for some dino-mite fun! build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and ride on the back of Dunkleosteus terrelli as you conquer the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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