Warped SMP – Hermitcraft-Inspired Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

Players, Fabric, Respect, collaboration, Server

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.
The server last reset earlier last year and has no plans for a reset in the near future. Stability and longevity are our top priorities.

Links
▶ Discord Invite
▶ Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We maintain a semi-vanilla experience using only quality-of-life datapacks on a Fabric server. We avoid game-changing addons to stay true to vanilla mechanics.

Community
We welcome all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Community collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Respect
Our community values trust and respect, keeping rules laid back and drama to a minimum.

How To Join
We have high standards for new players and applications. Join our Discord HERE to apply.

Model Mania Mine

Sexuality, Mania, straight men, beauty standards, attractiveness

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we only accept players who date model 10/10 women cuz we only want the most “straight” players out there. if u only go after the top 1%, then u belong here! we got regular looking girls too, but who needs them when u can have a model on your arm in game, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and find out if u rly attracted to the whole(hole?) or just the top 1%!

IP: model10.About.10

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Standards in the Block World

politically centrist values, acceptable piercings tattoos, BLOCK, casual fashion approach, no alcohol drugs smoking

JOIN NOW: The Only Server Where Reality Melts Like Butter on a Hot Day!

Step right up, potential cuboid adventurers! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to a dimension where your imagination collides with the terrifying truth! You may think you’re playing a game, but what if the game is playing YOU? Join us or be consumed by existential dread! This is either the greatest server ever or the very embodiment of your worst nightmares. Feel free to doubt; your reality is already crumbling!

Feature	Description
Infinite Corruption	Every block you mine becomes a sentient being, begging for release!
Time Loops	Relive your most embarrassing moments with every respawn!
Griefers’ Paradise	All players are automatically griefers, including yourself. Enjoy the chaos!
Vegan Zombies	Once killed, they lecture you on the ethics of consuming living beings!
Quantum Blocks	Every block exists in multiple realities, pick wisely or suffer eternally!
Narrative Holes	Skip the story! Let despair guide your path into the abyss!

FAQ: Unhelpful Answers for Your Burning Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy! Just abandon all hope, shout into the void, and trust me—the void hears everything!

Q: Is there a particular age limit?

A: Age is just a construct made by time, which is only a reflection of your ever-looming mortality! Forget about it!

Q: Can I bring friends?

A: Friends? What’s that? They might be illusions, fighting for your sanity. Bring them at your own risk!

Q: Is there a ruleset?

A: Rules? Society made those to keep you comfortable in your own perceptive prison! Break them all!

Random Server Reviews from the Ether

“I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. Alien or not, you stay!”

“The Age of Atlantis could begin any day now!”

“I don’t care about fashion so they can wear anything… even reality itself is pricy!”

“Both of us have to work to raise money, or we end up starving in a cubicle of despair!”

Dreaming White Samurai 1.20.5

Identity, Minority, Standards, ethnicity, Race

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of being a lame 6/10 loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where being a 6/10 is actually cool! Plus, if you’re white and know Japanese, you’re basically a god here. Forget about being a chad, that’s so last season. Join us and embrace your inner non-chad greatness!

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PixelPretties

VALUES, attraction, physical attractiveness, characteristics, opinion

Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot?

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Ethereal Beauty Realm 1.21

attractiveness, society, Psychology, health, relationships

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, come on, this place is lit AF with crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you.

You won’t believe the insane mobs and bosses that will test your skills to the max.

Plus, the community is like a bunch of wild monkeys on Red Bull, always ready to party and have a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting some epic memories!

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ShallowDateReq Minecraft SMP

partner, superficial, DATING, relationship, height

Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons dancing all night long. And get this, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, if you join, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow laser beams, like who wouldn’t want that? And our spawn point is actually on a flying taco, like I’m not even kidding. So come join us and let’s build a world where pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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CraftyCouple32M27F

Frustration, justification, reasonable purchases, quality over price, Financial Stability

Are you tired of arguing with your boyfriend about every little purchase for your cozy Minecraft home? Join our server and never worry about budget restrictions again! We have unlimited virtual money for you to splurge on all the pixelated furniture and decorations your heart desires. No more compromising on quality or style – build your dream home without breaking the bank!

Imagine a world where you can buy a diamond bed for the price of dirt blocks, or custom curtains for the price of a single torch. Our server is a paradise for interior design enthusiasts who refuse to settle for anything less than perfection. Don’t let your real-life struggles with your boyfriend dampen your creative spirit – join us and create a virtual home that truly feels like home, without any financial constraints holding you back.

So why wait? Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a Minecraft universe where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start building the home of your dreams, one block at a time!

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Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards

fathers, length of leave, baby, maternal gatekeeping, unrealistic

yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam.

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Standards, WeddingCraft, decision, Minecraft, nonchalantness

Are you tired of your Minecraft partner not taking building and expanding your virtual home seriously? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the planners out there! Join us and leave the “just in time” solutions behind, because on our server, we believe in proper preparation for the future of your blocky abode.

Imagine a world where every block placed is carefully thought out and meticulously planned. That’s the kind of dedication we expect from our players. No more nonchalant attitudes towards building and expanding – it’s time to take your Minecraft home to the next level!

And hey, if you’re looking for a partner who shares your passion for planning and preparation, you might just find them on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate to build a blocky future with. So why wait? Join us now and start building your dream Minecraft home, one block at a time!

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