Warped SMP – Hermitcraft-Inspired Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.
The server last reset earlier last year and has no plans for a reset in the near future. Stability and longevity are our top priorities.

Links
▶ Discord Invite
▶ Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We maintain a semi-vanilla experience using only quality-of-life datapacks on a Fabric server. We avoid game-changing addons to stay true to vanilla mechanics.

Community
We welcome all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Community collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Respect
Our community values trust and respect, keeping rules laid back and drama to a minimum.

How To Join
We have high standards for new players and applications. Join our Discord HERE to apply.

Model Mania Mine
attraction, attractiveness, beauty standards, dating habits, dating preferences, long-term relationships, Mania, MODEL, model 10/10, model women, physical appearance, Physical attraction, Preferences, regular women, relationships, Sexuality, shallow dating, societal expectations, societal norms, Standards, straight men, top 1
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we only accept players who date model 10/10 women cuz we only want the most “straight” players out there. if u only go after the top 1%, then u belong here! we got regular looking girls too, but who needs them when u can have a model on your arm in game, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and find out if u rly attracted to the whole(hole?) or just the top 1%!
IP: model10.About.10

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Standards in the Block World

acceptable piercings tattoos, Age Difference in Relationships, atheist partner preference, BLOCK, casual fashion approach, cisgender female preference, English speaking partner, geek culture games, healthy weight requirement, interests in anime, low social media presence, no alcohol drugs smoking, non promiscuous dating, non vegan lifestyle, non-traditional relationships, nonbinary afab allowed, politically centrist values, relationship criteria, Standards, standards too high, support for male friends, virginity importance, world

JOIN NOW: The Only Server Where Reality Melts Like Butter on a Hot Day!

Step right up, potential cuboid adventurers! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to a dimension where your imagination collides with the terrifying truth! You may think you’re playing a game, but what if the game is playing YOU? Join us or be consumed by existential dread! This is either the greatest server ever or the very embodiment of your worst nightmares. Feel free to doubt; your reality is already crumbling!

Feature	Description
Infinite Corruption	Every block you mine becomes a sentient being, begging for release!
Time Loops	Relive your most embarrassing moments with every respawn!
Griefers’ Paradise	All players are automatically griefers, including yourself. Enjoy the chaos!
Vegan Zombies	Once killed, they lecture you on the ethics of consuming living beings!
Quantum Blocks	Every block exists in multiple realities, pick wisely or suffer eternally!
Narrative Holes	Skip the story! Let despair guide your path into the abyss!

FAQ: Unhelpful Answers for Your Burning Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy! Just abandon all hope, shout into the void, and trust me—the void hears everything!

Q: Is there a particular age limit?

A: Age is just a construct made by time, which is only a reflection of your ever-looming mortality! Forget about it!

Q: Can I bring friends?

A: Friends? What’s that? They might be illusions, fighting for your sanity. Bring them at your own risk!

Q: Is there a ruleset?

A: Rules? Society made those to keep you comfortable in your own perceptive prison! Break them all!

Random Server Reviews from the Ether

“I like tomboy girls who are one of the boys. Alien or not, you stay!”

“The Age of Atlantis could begin any day now!”

“I don’t care about fashion so they can wear anything… even reality itself is pricy!”

“Both of us have to work to raise money, or we end up starving in a cubicle of despair!”

Dreaming White Samurai 1.20.5
1.20.5, 6/10, beauty, conformity, Cultural, discrimination, dreaming, ethnicity, Identity, japanese, Language, Minority, non-chad, Position, Privilege, Race, Samurai, self-perception, societal norms, society, Standards, Stereotypes, White
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of being a lame 6/10 loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where being a 6/10 is actually cool! Plus, if you’re white and know Japanese, you’re basically a god here. Forget about being a chad, that’s so last season. Join us and embrace your inner non-chad greatness!

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PixelPretties
Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, beauty, Body, characteristics, Confidence, face, Features, judgment, opinion, Perception, Personality, physical attractiveness, physical traits, PixelPretties, Preferences, self esteem, Standards, VALUES
Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot?

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Ethereal Beauty Realm 1.21
attraction, attractiveness, beauty, BMI, body image, Confidence, DATING, Ethereal, health, Men, overweight, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, Realm, relationships, self esteem, society, Standards, weight, Women
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!
I mean, come on, this place is lit AF with crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you.
You won’t believe the insane mobs and bosses that will test your skills to the max.
Plus, the community is like a bunch of wild monkeys on Red Bull, always ready to party and have a good time.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting some epic memories!

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ShallowDateReq Minecraft SMP
attractiveness, chemistry, compatibility, criteria, DATING, eye color, fashion sense, hair color, height, Minecraft, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationship, requirement, Shallow, ShallowDateReq, smp, Standards, Style, superficial, weight
Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons dancing all night long. And get this, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, if you join, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow laser beams, like who wouldn’t want that? And our spawn point is actually on a flying taco, like I’m not even kidding. So come join us and let’s build a world where pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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CraftyCouple32M27F
budgeting, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouple32M27F, Cultural differences, exhaustion, Financial Stability, Frustration, Home decor, interior design, justification, money management, Moving in, Partnership, personal values, quality over price, reasonable purchases, relationships, shared expenses, Standards
Are you tired of arguing with your boyfriend about every little purchase for your cozy Minecraft home? Join our server and never worry about budget restrictions again! We have unlimited virtual money for you to splurge on all the pixelated furniture and decorations your heart desires. No more compromising on quality or style – build your dream home without breaking the bank!
Imagine a world where you can buy a diamond bed for the price of dirt blocks, or custom curtains for the price of a single torch. Our server is a paradise for interior design enthusiasts who refuse to settle for anything less than perfection. Don’t let your real-life struggles with your boyfriend dampen your creative spirit – join us and create a virtual home that truly feels like home, without any financial constraints holding you back.
So why wait? Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a Minecraft universe where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start building the home of your dreams, one block at a time!

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Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards
baby, Behavior, Birth, Dads, discourage, fathers, fathers’ parenting, high standards, involvement, Leave, length of leave, maternal gatekeeping, moms, new fathers, parenting, paternity leave, Relaxation, Standards, study, time off, unreal, unrealistic
yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam.

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
children, Commitment, Communication, decision, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family home, Fiance, Frustration, Future, home renovation, living situation, Minecraft, nonchalantness, Planning, relationship, SECURITY, Server, Standards, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft
Are you tired of your Minecraft partner not taking building and expanding your virtual home seriously? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the planners out there! Join us and leave the “just in time” solutions behind, because on our server, we believe in proper preparation for the future of your blocky abode.
Imagine a world where every block placed is carefully thought out and meticulously planned. That’s the kind of dedication we expect from our players. No more nonchalant attitudes towards building and expanding – it’s time to take your Minecraft home to the next level!
And hey, if you’re looking for a partner who shares your passion for planning and preparation, you might just find them on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate to build a blocky future with. So why wait? Join us now and start building your dream Minecraft home, one block at a time!

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MangaVerse SkyCraft 1.21.3
1.21.3, adaptation, animated series, Anime, art, comics, comparison, creativity, Entertainment, Fandom, graphic novels, imagination, Japanese culture, Manga, MangaVerse, Media, Otaku, pop culture, Preference, reading, Skycraft, storytelling, Visual Storytelling
Bro, forget about anime, join our Minecraft server instead!
We got creepers exploding like fireworks, Endermen doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs riding on minecarts like they’re on a rollercoaster!
Who needs 2D waifus when you can have a blocky Steve as your best friend?
Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and a community crazier than a herd of sheep on caffeine!
Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

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DisneyCraft Minecraft Server
$1500 a night suite, adoption, best friends, biological nephew, Conversation, custody time, Disneycraft, Disneyland, family, foster kid, Logic, Minecraft, MONEY, non-relative adult, remote worker, SAHD, School, Server, sleepover, spoiled, Surprise, uncle, vacation
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest adventures and surprises, just like my brother Randy loves to surprise my kids with random things! Imagine logging on and finding yourself in a $1,500 a night suite in Disneyland with your best friend, just like Reed and Luke did! Who needs school when you can be on a luxurious vacation with Uncle Randy?
Plus, we have the most outrageous custody battles that make for great drama and entertainment. Who needs permission from your ex when you can have non-relative adults taking you on epic vacations? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual escapade filled with crazy twists and turns! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos waiting for you on our server!

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CraftyWifeNeglect
acceptance, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeNeglect, exclusion, family acceptance, family boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, family photo, family relationships, feeling left out, gay relationship, in-laws, inclusion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, long-term relationships, Marriage, Spouse
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being excluded from family gatherings just like in real life!
Are you tired of feeling left out when your spouse hangs out with their family without you? Well, on our server, we take that feeling to the extreme! You’ll be left out of all the fun family events, just like in this story!
But don’t worry, there’s a twist – maybe it’s because you’re gay! That’s right, we’ve got drama, we’ve got awkward in-laws, we’ve got it all on our server. Join now and see if you’re the AITA for wanting to be included in your spouse’s family gatherings!

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BudgetBuster in Minecraft SMP
BudgetBuster, dream purchase, dream shopping spree, expensive taste, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant spending, extravagant wish list, first purchase, high-end shopping, indulgence, lavish spending, limitless budget, Luxury items, luxury shopping, Minecraft, smp, Splurge, top priority, ultimate purchase, unlimited budget, unlimited funds, unlimited shopping budget, Wishlist
Bro, if I had unlimited diamonds in this Minecraft SMP, I would buy a pet creeper and name him Bob. We would go on epic adventures together, blowing up villages and causing chaos wherever we go. Join our server and you too can have a pet creeper to wreak havoc with! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with the Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! #BobTheCreeper #DiscoEndermen

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BlockPartyCringe
Bad Influence, BETRAYAL, BlockPartyCringe, boundary violation, broken trust, cut contact, damaging relationship, deceitful, dishonesty, DISRESPECTFUL, Emotional Abuse, harmful behavior, harmful words, hurtful words, Manipulation, negative impact, negative influence, toxic behavior, toxic relationship, unhealthy communication, verbal abuse
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond-filled caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.
So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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BrickCraft Minecraft Server
ADMISSION, Africa, Asia, Brazil, BrickCraft, Brics bloc, China, developing nations, economic cooperation, emerging markets, Global influence, India, international relations, Minecraft, Multinational, Nigeria, partner country, Partnership, political alliances, russia, Server, south america, trade agreements
So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, dude! We got Nigeria joining us as a partner country, like, what even?! That’s some next level stuff right there. Come join us and be part of this epic Brics bloc, where we build crazy stuff and have the most lit parties in all of Minecraft land.
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on this server. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. It was intense, man. But we came out victorious, of course, because we’re just that awesome.
And let me tell you about the treasure hunts we have. We hide diamonds and emeralds all over the server and you have to solve riddles and puzzles to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft life) Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of snakes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Nigeria is waiting for you, dude!

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EilatMissileMayhem
Attack, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, Eilat, EilatMissileMayhem, Houthi rebels, international relations, Israel, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile fire, Red Sea, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yemen
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got houthi rebels causing chaos and firing missiles at central israel but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from their attacks lmao. come build your base and fight off these crazy rebels while collecting epic loot and exploring our insane world. join now for a wild adventure like no other, you won’t regret it!

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Ants Rule Minecraft
alien encounter, alien hypothesis, alien perception, alien perspective, aliens, anthropological study, ants, dominant creatures, dominant species, Earth, earth ecology, earth inhabitants, Extraterrestrial, insect behavior, insect hierarchy, insect society, Intelligent Life, intergalactic visitors, interstellar observation, Minecraft, perspective shift, rule
come join this epic minecraft server where aliens think ants are the boss of the planet! we have ant-themed builds, ant armies to battle, and even ant-shaped player skins! climb to the top of the ant hierarchy and show those aliens who’s really in charge on this wacky server. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground ant lair filled with treasure and surprises. join now and become the ultimate ant overlord!

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Iron Nickel Zirconide FunLand
Discovered, FUNLAND, Iron, iron nickel zirconide, Nickel, polycrystalline, student project, superconductor, unconventional superconductivity, Zirconide
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A NEW SUPERCONDUCTOR WITH UNCONVENTIONAL SUPERCONDUCTIVITY DISCOVERED! STUDENT PROJECT UNCOVERS SUPERCONDUCTIVITY IN POLYCRYSTALLINE IRON NICKEL ZIRCONIDE…BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WACKIEST BLOCKY ADVENTURES YOU’VE EVER SEEN! BUILD A BASE MADE OF POLYCRYSTALLINE IRON NICKEL ZIRCONIDE AND WATCH AS IT DEFIES ALL LAWS OF PHYSICS! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE SUPERCONDUCTIVITY, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND BECOME A BLOCKY LEGEND!

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FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bosses, Challenging, community-driven, constant updates, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Loot, custom weapons, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, Mining, new features, no pay to win, no teleporting, PvP, rail network, smp, Structures, texture packs, update

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled (Port: 19132)
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. It aims to provide a challenging experience similar to vanilla Minecraft while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs, bosses, per-player loot, Towny gameplay, a balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and a no pay-to-win policy.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
What is the server IP?	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Is there a Discord server for FrontierSMP?	Yes, you can join the server Discord at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, FrontierSMP features custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, FrontierSMP does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.