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Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

SisNoKidsMineHouse

Babysitting, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Kids, lying.., parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, SisNoKidsMineHouse, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work trip

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5889	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, ex, ExLied2MeMinecraftSMP, false promises, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, relationship, toxic relationship, Trust, worst lie

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Votes:	2736
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

Blocky Pleasure Palace

arousal, blocky, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Lust, Palace, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, sexual pleasure, stimulation, turn-ons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crops Grown:	6979	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9311	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, Ban, banned organization, CounterTerrorism, CraftyBlockz, diplomatic measures, extremism, foreign relations, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security threat, Swiss foreign policy, Swiss government, Swiss law, Swiss politics, Swiss security., switzerland, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	297	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

PlasticCraft City EcoQuest

city, city pollution control, city pollution data, city-scale inventory, EcoQuest, emissions inventory, environmental impact, environmental research, global cities, global pollution, hotspots, local pollution, macroplastic pollution, Nature publication, plastic pollution analysis, plastic pollution hotspots, plastic pollution research, plastic waste, plastic waste management, PlasticCraft, pollution data collection, urban pollution, waste management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373790	Star Shards Collected:	193
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we take pollution to a whole new level! We got a local-to-global emissions inventory of macroplastic pollution that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a giant pile of plastic waste. That’s right, we’ve got hotspots of plastic waste pollution scattered all over our server, making it the ultimate challenge for all you hardcore players out there.

Join us and help clean up the virtual world while having a blast with your friends. Who knew saving the planet could be this much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft a cleaner, greener place for all!

What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

comedy, Epic, Funny Moments, Funtage, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Montage video games, MultiplayerPS4, Parody, Puncake, remix, secret, Server, trolling, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Xbox One

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a Canadian internet personality and content creator. He is best known for his comedic gaming videos on YouTube, where he has garnered a massive following of over 25 million subscribers. VanossGaming is known for his unique editing style, humor, and collaborations with other popular YouTubers. He has also ventured into music production and has released several singles. Overall, VanossGaming is a influential figure in the online gaming community.

Galaxy Factions

activities, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom Enchants, Economy, Engaging, Events, Faction, Factions, Fun, Galaxy, Hangout, money making, new features, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Semi OP, Startup, Survival, Vanilla, Weekly Rewards

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Galaxy-Factions

A new start-up Faction server trying to bring back the old, while combining the new. We have multiple amazing features and PvP Events. We’re a Semi-OP faction server with multiple ways to make good money, we also have custom enchants and alot more for you to experience once you join the server.

Our goal is for you to never be bored while playing our server, always have something to do and experience while maintaining a fun place for people to hang around.

Join Galaxy Factions today and become the best faction in the server for weekly rewards, everything in the server is obtainable while playing the server!

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