ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3772
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	563420
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, anti-trend, conformity, counterculture, dislike, fads, fashion, hipster, Individuality, Mainstream, Minecraft, nonconformity, Overrated, peer pressure, personal style, Popular, Rebellion, smp, social media, trends, TrendyHate, Unique

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

ScanSMP

auction house, Banks, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, miner, Players, quality of life, Server, Shop, Survival, Updates, VIP Rank, Woodcutter

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

mc.scanash.xyz

The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

Biomes, CHANGE, Cross-Platform Play, Custom, Custom Biomes, Dynamic economy, Dynamically, Dynmap, Dynmap Integration, Economy, Fighting, Hop, java bedrock, Lily, Live Map, Map, Origins, Origins System, PAD, player-driven economy, Players, smp, team play, Teams, Watching

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Potions Brewed:	137

Welcome to The Lily Pad!

Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

Key Features:

Cross-Platform Play:	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes:	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System:	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play:	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy:	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map:	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I choose an origin in the Origins System?	Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
Can I create my own team on the server?	Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
Is there a way to set up shops in the game?	Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
How can I access the live map feature?	The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beach, Bum, Coast, Country, Cultural experience, discovery, Escape, Exploration, Foreign, Minecraft, morning, Nature, picrel, Relaxation, Serenity, Server, sunrise, travel, vacation, waking up, Walking, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

consumer electronics, drawer, electronic devices, Gadget Reviews, gaming accessories, gaming devices, gaming industry, gaming on the go, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, Minecraft, miyoo mini, portable entertainment, portable gaming, smp, Tech Gadgets, Tech Trends, Technology, up, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

Airplane, Apology, body size, boyfriend duties, budget travel, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, compromise, GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer, girlfriend duties, mutual friends, overreacting, personal space, relationship, Respect, seating arrangement, size difference, Student Life, travel etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4837
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

SisSwapCraft

Accommodation, Apology, cost, Dinner, disagreement, flights, Food, front desk, Girls trip, guest, Hotel, hotel room, key card, overbooked, royal suite, SisSwapCraft, sister’s trip, sisters, Understanding, upgraded room, Upset

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

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