ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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New Server IP
FZN network

Anticheat, Casual, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, FZN network, Map, minecraft server, NO HOMOPHOBIA, no racism, Roleplay, Server, Survival

an casual server with anticheat do what you like BUT NO racism homophobia etc more info in game theres a map of the server at mc.kcyrus.co.uk

mc.kcyrus.co.uk

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New Server IP
⛏️ Virtual Earth SMP – JAVA – EVERY VERSION ✨ (2024 NEW SERVER)

bedwar, Bedwars, BRAND NEW SERVER, Bridging, Community, Cool Members, Custom Drinks, custom vehicles, custom weapons, Dig, Digging, Discord, Earth, earth smp, earthcraft, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Gaming, generation, Geyser, Geysermc, java edition, Life, LifeSteal, Lifestealing, Lifestealplugin, Lifestealserver, Lifestealsmp, Military, Minecraft, Miner SMP, miners, Other, Parkour, Parkours, PvP, Server, skywar, Skywars, Small player base, smp, sumo, Survival, Survivalgames, thebridge, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, VirtualEarth, Wars

VirtualEarth EARTH SMP

(WARS, CUSTOM VEHICLES, MILLITARY, CUSTOM WEAPONS, CUSTOM DRINKS)

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Discord:https://discord.gg/VS5PyUnczr

Java IP:play.coffeeinacup.online

port: 25565

(1.20 – 1.20.4)-Miner SMP-Small Player Base-Cool Members

Earth SMP

Join us today and write your story! Server is fairly new so there is room for improvement! Thank you for being part of the community!

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Welcome to (VirtualEarth Smp)This is a server that is built diff, for built diff players.Become built diff today!

ip: play.coffeeinacup.online

Server info:Server Type – Minigames server/SMPVersion other – 1.9 – latestRecommended Version – 1.21Game version – Java Edition

virtualearth.world

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New Server IP

Bedrock/java: where factions fight over villages & castles while trying not to fall asleep and let the zombies in!

asleep, Balanced, BedrockJava, best server, Castles, Community, Discord, English community, Factions, Fall, Fight, Fun, Habilidades, Ip:, Kingdoms, KingdomsX, Misiones, Plugins, PORT, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Safety, small server, Survival, Version, Villages, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

IP / Dirección	`play.extremesurvival.org`
Puerto para bedrock	`28830`
Versión (Desde – Hasta)	`1.16.5 - 1.20.4`

Características

Survival
Kingdoms
Raids
Misiones
Habilidades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXHMKJS7SM https://discord.gg/9ejntRYD3a

I am a player on this server. It has a small English community but it is incredibly fun and by far the best put together kingdom server I have been on that provides the safety from kingdoms but enough PvP and plugins to balance that allow people to still raid.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there a specific rule set on this server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among players. The rules can be found on the server’s website or by asking a staff member.
Are there any limitations on building structures?	Players are encouraged to be creative with their builds, but there may be certain restrictions in place to maintain the server’s balance and theme.
How can I join the server’s kingdom?	You can join a kingdom by contacting existing members or leaders, or by following the server’s guidelines on kingdom recruitment.

DickMan’s Minecraft Server

Cock, degradation, degrade, DickMans, Domination, FAGGOT, fetish, Gay, Humiliation, inadequacy, Inferiority, interracial, little dick, man, Masochism, Minecraft, Pathetic, self loathing, self worth, Server, shame, submissive, White girl

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

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New Server IP
ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

ejaculation, male anatomy, male orgasm, male reproductive system, male sexuality, Minecraft, Prostate, prostate care, prostate fluid, prostate function, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate massage, prostate milking, prostate stimulation, ProstateCraft, reproductive health, Server, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

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New Server IP
BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun. Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build your dream world.

Plus, we have a unique feature where if you find a diamond in the game, it grants you three wishes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost ex trying to claim your Minecraft baby as his own! Just kidding again, but seriously, join us for a good time!

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New Server IP
KidCareKarmaGoneWrong

anxiety, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother-in-law, burden, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Guilt, KidCareKarmaGoneWrong, kindergarten, mental health, multigenerational household, Niece, parenting, ptsd, sister, summer break, unpaid babysitter, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid babysitter in real life? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No more unexpected childcare duties, just pure gaming bliss.

Escape the chaos of your multigenerational household and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and battle mobs to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
BoomerCraft2021

Age spots, aging, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, FATIGUE, getting older, grandchildren, gray hair, health issues, joint pain, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, Retirement, senior citizen, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft, back when you had to mine for diamonds uphill both ways in the snow! But fear not, because on our server, you can relive those glory days and more! Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, build towering castles that would make even King Arthur jealous, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate blocky warrior and show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

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New Server IP
TechNoob vs GooglePro

Computer skills, digital literacy, digital skills, GOOGLE, GooglePro, information retrieval, internet, internet skills, IT skills, non-tech, online research, problem solving, problem-solving skills, search, self-sufficiency, Tech, tech literacy, tech support, tech-savvy, Technology, TechNoob, Troubleshooting

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava falls.

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we have a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. legend says that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. so if u ever try to mess with our server, be prepared to face the wrath of Fluffy the dragon.

oh, and did i mention that we have a disco party every friday night at the spawn point? bring ur best dance moves and get ready to boogie with skeletons and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
PawsitiveWitnessCraft

animal-assisted therapy, anxiety relief, Caregivers, child advocacy, children’s court, court proceedings, dog therapy, Emotional support, high-stress environment, holistic healing, memory function, Mental well-being, PawsitiveWitnessCraft, physical well-being, speech enhancement, stress reduction, support services, therapy animals, Trauma recovery, Victims, young witnesses

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, I swear! like, this server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety, bro! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and feeling all zen and chill, thanks to the power of virtual doggos. Woof woof, am I right?

Not only that, but this server will make you talk like a pro and remember stuff like a boss. Your memory will be so on point, you’ll never forget where you left your diamond pickaxe again. Plus, your physical and mental health will be off the charts, thanks to all the epic adventures and builds you’ll be doing.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical place where stress melts away, memories are made, and doggos rule the land. Come join us and experience the Minecraft journey of a lifetime. Woof woof, baby!

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New Server IP

standard excuse

Minecraft Server Overview

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