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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Post Virgins Minecraft Server

#unexperienced, Beginners, first time, first timers, Fresh, Inexperienced, Minecraft, never done it before, Newbies, novices, post, post virgins, rookies, Server, unacquainted, Uninitiated, unpracticed, unseasoned, untapped, untested, untouched, untried, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Analysis, best, Campaign, candidates, commentary, created, current events, Day, debate, Democracy, election, Election Coverage, election day, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, Special, trending, Video, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Day, good vibes only, good wishes, happy thoughts, have a blessed day, have a great day, have a wonderful day, Kindness, Minecraft, positive energy, positive vibes, sending love, Server, spreading joy, Wonderful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, cringe, Deceit, deceitful, divine destiny, End of the World, family betrayal, father murder, Fruit, fruit theft, loki, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, patricide, Revenge, smp, stolen inheritance, stolen power, sun god complex, thief, tragic, tragic destiny, Twisted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Emeralds Found:	4386	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, blocky, Cultural differences, culture, customs, Diversity, family, Family Values, interfaith, Jewish, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Minecraft, reactions, relationships, Religion, Server, society, tolerance, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	6172	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4386	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7862	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9102

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

Happened, Minecraft, Server, yeah

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6264
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.