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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3159
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	2571
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	96	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	8675	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8741	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6677
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, celebration, Crafty, family, Friends, giving thanks, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, hidya vebes, holiday, joy, love, Memories, Minecraft, positivity, Reflection, Server, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, VIBES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

Claim Your Millennial Fu Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, branding, career, Claim, claim your millenialfu, digital age, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, generation, Identity, Lifestyle, Marketing, millenialfu, millennial, Minecraft, personal development, self improvement, smp, social media, success, trends, young adults

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can claim your very own millenialfu! What’s a millenialfu, you ask? It’s a magical creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds! And the best part? You can ride it around the server and show off to all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of feathers and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away to funky beats and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!