Standard MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MudPackMishapCraft

rinsing, Backpack, Curious, Mild, Hiking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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FantasyCraftPayday

text messages, Etiquette, DELAY, Victor, Fantasy Football

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

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Double Standard Minecraft Server

conflict of interest, public trust, Ethics, Politics, Business

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only conflict of interest you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and giant spiders are a totally normal thing.

Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!

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CraftyClassApology

misunderstanding, anger, Son, Frustrated, ACCUSATION

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

review, blunt, barbershop, trimmers, line up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

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CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

WIBTA, Show, soccer season, TICKETS, Consultation

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

hermitcraft, Minigames, ADD, Semi Vanilla, Datapacks

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite Join Here

Instagram Account Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

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NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Vineyard, refundable, family, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

creeper, British Standard paint colour, British Standard paint edition, explosions, British Standard paint

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue”! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. Our server is so cool, even Her Majesty the Queen herself plays on it! She loves building pixelated castles and riding virtual trains all day long.

2. We have a secret underground tunnel system on the server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… chocolate bars? Yeah, we don’t know how they got there either.

3. Our server mascot is a pixelated unicorn named Sir Choo Choo, who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest unicorn you’ll ever meet, and he loves giving out virtual hugs to all our players.

So come join us on our British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue” edition Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends!

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Warped and Confused Vanilla Minecraft Server – Bedrock Included

Server, collaboration, Standard, Friendly, bedrock

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Follow us on Instagram

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How often does the server reset?

The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. Our goal is to give players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset.

What kind of experience can I expect on Warped SMP?

We offer a semi-vanilla experience with limited quality-of-life datapacks. We strive to maintain the true vanilla feel of the game and avoid game-changing plugins.

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and submit an application. Our community values trustworthiness and dedication, so take your time with your application.

What is the community like on Warped SMP?

We have a friendly and diverse community with players of all playstyles. Collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We have laid-back rules focused on respect and trust. Drama is kept to a minimum, and we ask all players to maintain a respectful attitude towards others.

Standard

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Important Links

Vanilla Experience

Community

Respect

How To Join