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MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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FantasyCraftPayday

Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

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Double Standard Minecraft Server

Accountability, Business, conflict of interest, Corruption, double, Double Standard, Ethics, Fairness, Governance, government contracts, Hypocrisy, influence, leadership, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, power, public trust, regulations, Server, Standard, transparency

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only conflict of interest you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and giant spiders are a totally normal thing.

Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!

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CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

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CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

blanket rule, Budget, christmas gift, Consultation, CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises, DAUGHTER, Event, family, hotel stay, major city, mother-in-law, no more surprises, PTO, Show, soccer season, Standard, telling MIL, Tension, TICKETS, vacation house, WIBTA

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite Join Here

Instagram Account Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

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NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, abroad, Airbnb, babysitter, BOTTLE, California, CANCELLATION, children, cousin, driving exam, Effort, family, husband, Invitation, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, NoKidsNoVows, per head, refundable, Server, Standard, Vineyard, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

British, British colour, British paint, British Standard, British Standard edition, British Standard paint, British Standard paint colour, British Standard paint edition, BritsCraft, BS381C 114, BS381C 114 colour, BS381C 114 edition, BS381C 114 paint, creeper, crumpets, Edition, explosions, paint colour, Rail Blue, Rail Blue colour, Rail Blue edition, Rail Blue paint, Standard, tea

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue”! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. Our server is so cool, even Her Majesty the Queen herself plays on it! She loves building pixelated castles and riding virtual trains all day long.

2. We have a secret underground tunnel system on the server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… chocolate bars? Yeah, we don’t know how they got there either.

3. Our server mascot is a pixelated unicorn named Sir Choo Choo, who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest unicorn you’ll ever meet, and he loves giving out virtual hugs to all our players.

So come join us on our British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue” edition Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends!

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Warped and Confused Vanilla Minecraft Server – Bedrock Included

application, bedrock, bonds, collaboration, Community, Confused, Dedicated, Discord, Diversity, Events, Friendly, Included, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, playstyles, redo, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Standard, trustworthy, Vanilla, warped, Whitelist

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
Discord Invite	Join our Discord
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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How often does the server reset?

The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. Our goal is to give players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset.

What kind of experience can I expect on Warped SMP?

We offer a semi-vanilla experience with limited quality-of-life datapacks. We strive to maintain the true vanilla feel of the game and avoid game-changing plugins.

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and submit an application. Our community values trustworthiness and dedication, so take your time with your application.

What is the community like on Warped SMP?

We have a friendly and diverse community with players of all playstyles. Collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We have laid-back rules focused on respect and trust. Drama is kept to a minimum, and we ask all players to maintain a respectful attitude towards others.

BlockbusterDeath

BlockbusterDeath, Blood, brutal death scene, Cinema, Disturbing, Fiction, film, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Movie, murder, Psychological, Shocking.., slasher, Thriller, Twisted, unforgettable, violent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience death scenes that make the final destination movies look like child’s play. Our players have been squished by giant slime monsters, eaten alive by zombie pigs, and even crushed by falling anvils.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most brutal and hilarious death scenes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

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FriendRank: FamLove – Keep it in the game!

Best Friend, family, family dynamics, FamLove, FriendRank, Friends, friendship, Game, personal connections, Personal preferences, Ranking, relationships, rude behavior, social acceptance, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social etiquette, social hierarchy, social interactions, social judgments, social norms, societal expectations

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we rank our players by how much we like them! It’s like a family reunion, but with blocks and creepers. Become the best friend of the server and earn epic rewards, like a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. But watch out, because if you become the worst friend, you might have to wear a chicken suit for a whole day! So come on, join us and show us your friendship skills – just don’t forget to feed Sir Oinksalot his carrots!

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CrusadeCraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny, Towny Geopolitics Earth map Java version Vanilla Mechanics Staff Non-toxic Helpful Season system Uptime Maintenance Minecraft PvP Economy Survival Factions Custom plugins Minigames Roleplay, Vanilla

A geopolitics towny server with earth map! Only 1.19.4 or newer Java version are supported.

Why you need play on CrusadeCraft? 1. Server dont have unnecessary feature like custom texturepack, plugins who broke game mechanics. Our server builded on vanilla with only simple towny/geopolitics mechanics

2. Our staff team members are so friendly, non-toxic and helpful persons. They are not permitted to make your game hard for you. They are active and ready for giving you support.

3. Our server dont have season system or any feature for destroy your game assets in any time. Also we guarantee 7/24 uptime! (exclude maintenance times)

What are you waiting for? Come and join this incomparable towny experience!

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Nautilus

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, nautilus, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into an adventure like no other on the Nautilus Network! Play popular games like SURVIVAL, KITPVP, SKYBLOCK, and MORE!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

#clues, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, crime, Cryptic, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 199047380, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, test, Thriller, unidentified, unknown

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest and most valuable items in the game. But be warned, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make him laugh. If you can tell a joke that makes the Ender Dragon chuckle, he will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CradleCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, billion plus, China, CradleCraft, cradles of civilization, cultural heritage, demographic disparity, demographic shift, global comparison, global population, historical empires, historical significance, India, Minecraft, population comparison, population decline, population decline causes, population dynamics, population growth, population trends, Server, societal change

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are one of the cradles of civilization…but with only 10 million people and falling! 😂 Forget about countries like China and India with their billion-plus populations, come join us where the real party is at!

🚀 Explore our world and uncover the mystery of why our population is dwindling – maybe the villagers are just really bad at dating or maybe there’s a secret conspiracy involving creepers and cows, who knows! 🤷‍♂️

🌟 Join us for epic quests, insane building challenges, and the chance to become the ruler of our tiny but mighty civilization. Who needs a billion people when you can have the best 10 million ever?! 😜

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be part of the craziest civilization in the gaming world! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to something! 😉

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CameraDisconnect Minecraft Server

adopt a dog, Boundaries, CameraDisconnect, common area, communication issue, consent, disconnecting camera, home security, living room, Minecraft, online therapy, personal space, pet care, pet monitoring, privacy concerns, privacy violation, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, Server, therapy sessions

Are you tired of living with roommates who spy on you with hidden cameras? Join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! We promise no cameras in the living room or anywhere else, unless you count the ones our players use to keep an eye on their diamond stash.

Imagine logging in to play and finding a camera watching your every move – that’s a horror story we can all relate to. But fear not, on our server, the only thing watching you is our friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe.

So if you’re tired of feeling violated in your own home, come join us where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with roommates who think surveillance is the answer to everything.

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SeafoodScamminAITAH

Accountability, AITAH, COD, Ethics, Fresh Gulf Seafood, friendship, Greed, Gulf Coast, Gulf Grouper, Imported seafood, inexcusable, Local fresh caught seafood, lying.., Million dollar fine, morality, Seafood Restaurant, SeafoodScamminAITAH, Selling Fake Seafood, stealing, Telling My Friend he is wrong, Usa

Are you tired of being deceived by fake seafood? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our fish are 100% locally sourced from the depths of the ocean biome. No more getting scammed by “Gulf Grouper” that’s actually just Cod in disguise!

Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your own fresh seafood, without the risk of being fined a million dollars for false advertising. Our server is a safe space for all seafood lovers who want to enjoy the true taste of the ocean.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underwater city on our server, filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden depths of our Minecraft world? Join now and dive into the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyChicks, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Personality, relationships, Respect, sense of humor, Server, Traits, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the ladies with the most attractive personality trait – a love for blowing up creepers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, fearless women who aren’t afraid to take on any challenge – whether it’s building the tallest tower or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Queen, a player so skilled that even the Ender Dragon bows down to her.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the women are as fierce as they are fabulous, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, creeper-filled world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BlockRageCraft

aggravation, Agitation, anger, annoyance triggers, annoyances, BlockRageCraft, exasperation, Frustration, incitement, Infuriation, irritants, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provocation, stress, triggers, vexation, what annoys you, what causes anger, what frustrates you, what makes you mad, what triggers your anger

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate stress reliever! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with skilled players who will challenge you to become the best of the best. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns you into a ninja warrior for 24 hours – just imagine the possibilities! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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