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TasteTestTyrant

culinary history, EXECUTION, food allergies, food allergy, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food testing, historical anecdotes, King’s food taster, medieval chefs, medieval executions, medieval history, medieval punishment, royal chefs, royal court, royal cuisine, royal food tasting, royal kitchens, TasteTestTyrant, unknown allergy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	8484
Players Killed by Monsters:	4649	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

DMVPlatesRUs Minecraft Server

Access, Assistance, assistance needed, behind the scenes, Confidential, Connections, connections needed, DMV, DMVPlatesRUs, government agency, help requested, Insider, insider information, license plates, Minecraft, Official, personalized plates, privileges, Request, Server, special favor, special treatment, vehicle registration

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Animals Bred:	190	Dragon Eggs Found:	6923
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of driving around with boring old license plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll hook you up with some custom plates that will make all the other players jealous. We’ve got insiders at the DMV who can get you any design you want, whether it’s a picture of your pet goldfish or a unicorn riding a skateboard. So why settle for plain plates when you can roll up in style on our server? Join now and let the license plate madness begin!

Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, best girl, Character, coom, CoomGoon, Crafty, cute, Fan, Fandom, FANTASY, favourite girl, Goon Piece, harem, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Otome, romance, series, Server, Shoujo, waifu

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

BdayBashCraft

aita, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, DAUGHTER, dlc, Friends, Generosity, Gifts, legend of zelda, mario kart 8, nintendo switch, Opinions, overboard, parenting, Shy.., spoiling, super mario odyssey, tears of the kingdom, timid, Zelda Breath of the Wild

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

So, you think buying your daughter a few video games is spoiling her? Ha! You haven’t seen anything yet! Join our Minecraft server and spoil yourself with endless adventures and fun!

Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.

Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaCraft: Tactical Pause

aid, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, Humanitarian efforts, humanitarian mission, humanitarian relief, international aid, Israeli military, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Palestinian territories, pause, peace negotiations, tactical, tactical pause

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	407340	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Votes:	8985

LOL, so like this server is so lit that even the Israeli military had to take a break just to join in on the fun! They were all like, “Yo, we gotta chill for a sec so we can build some sick houses and mine some diamonds in this epic server!” And then they were like, “We gotta increase the flow of aid into Gaza so they can join us too and have a blast!”

I mean, if the Israeli military is taking a break just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be off the chain! Join now for a chance to play with soldiers and help build a better world in Minecraft! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon full of rare loot! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let’s make some memories together!

HurtFeelingsCraft

communication breakdown, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Conflicts, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional triggers, emotional wounds, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, healing, hurt feelings, HurtFeelingsCraft, interpersonal relationships, misunderstandings, personal growth, Psychology, resolving conflicts, SELF AWARENESS, triggers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. we have a secret underground club where llamas serve you cookies and milk while you ride on giant chickens.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. we have a special potion that turns you into a mermaid so you can swim with dolphins and explore underwater caves.

our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic music. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

come join us and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. remember, all conflicts can be traced back to someone’s hurt feelings, but on our server, we only spread love and laughter. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Solaria: Where things are semi-normal and semi-crazy at the same time

#youtube, Anarchy, Balanced Dupe, Bans, Clients, commands, Config, Discord, Hack, Instructions, Ip:, Joindate, kill, Phantoms, Playtime, Reply, Semi Vanilla, SemiCrazy, seminormal, Solaria, Spawn, Time, Vanilla, whisper, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Server Name	Solaria
Version	1.20.4
IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565

Overview:

Come check out Solaria. This is my new server launched at the end of May. I highly recommend joining the Discord for the full experience. Solaria is mostly vanilla with a chat manager and relaxed anti-cheat system. There is no whitelist and no bans ever (hack clients welcomed).

Features:

Commands: /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper or /w, /reply or /r
Config: Phantoms disabled, spawnRadius set to 300, sleepPercentage at 10, Seed is -2030680423
Balanced Dupe: Instructions here

FAQ:

1. Is there a whitelist to join Solaria?

No, there is no whitelist on Solaria. Feel free to join anytime.

2. Are hack clients allowed on Solaria?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on Solaria as there are no bans ever.

3. What are the available commands on Solaria?

Some of the available commands include /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper or /w, and /reply or /r.

4. Can I disable Phantoms on Solaria?

Yes, Phantoms are disabled on Solaria.

5. How can I duplicate items on Solaria?

You can find instructions for balanced dupe on Solaria here.

CraftyMJG – Minecraft Server

abema.tv, booru, booru.org, CraftyMJG, Document, FRIDAY, genre, Index, JST, league V, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, Spreadsheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Video

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6473
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6490
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Mahjong on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be facing off against other players in intense Mahjong matches that will test your skills and push you to your limits. And if that’s not enough, we even have a booru filled with hilarious memes and fan art of your favorite Mahjong players.

But wait, there’s more! Tune in to our M-League broadcasts every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST for some top-tier Mahjong action that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget to check out our league V sheet for all the latest stats and updates.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

MomSlayer Minecraft Server

Based, BETRAYAL, crime, dark secret, DAUGHTER, domestic violence, family, Homicide, investigation, kills, mental health, Minecraft, mom, MomSlayer, Motive, murder, push, relationship, Server, thinking, Tragedy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Animals Bred:	85	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, one player actually killed their own mom just to get a little push in the game! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world!

CouchSurfingMamaBF

aita, baggy tee, Blaming, Communication Issues, CouchSurfingMamaBF, falling asleep, family conflict, Fault, FORCING, girl sleepover, kitchen noise, Leggings, mad, mom’s boyfriend, movie night, relationship dynamics, sleep on the couch, sleepover, teenage angst, tidy up, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	517923	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of living in a drama-filled household like this poor 17F? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your mom’s boyfriend drama or being blamed for everything.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone yelling at you for wearing leggings or having a sleepover in your own room. Plus, we have a strict “no blaming other players for relationship issues” rule, so you can play in peace without getting kicked out.

Come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players finding diamonds. Who needs a sleepover with mom when you can have a party with your virtual friends on our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!