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Smooth Skin Society Minecraft SMP

Achilles’ heel, asian, attraction, beauty standards, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, Exotic, fetish, Gay, hairless, interracial, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, relationships, sexual orientation, skin, Smooth, smp, society, Stereotypes, submissive, twinks, White Man

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where hairless Asian twinks are the white man’s Achilles heel! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive species of Minecraft player – the hairless Asian twink. These mystical creatures roam the land, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You never know when one might sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the hairless Asian twinks are not the only reason to join our server. We also have a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim your rightful reward?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just watch out for those hairless Asian twinks – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

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Cute Craft Minecraft Server

adorable, Alluring, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, Craft, cute, dainty, Darling, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, fetching, Irresistible, lovable, Lovely, Minecraft, pleasing, Precious, Server, SWEET, winsome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, did we mention that our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is dying to get an invite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

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Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phase Connect General

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, general, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Amanogawa Shiina, Phase Connect Archive, Phase Connect Ayase Yuu, Phase Connect Characters, Phase Connect Chisaka Airi, Phase Connect Dizzy Dokuro, Phase Connect Eimi Isami, Phase Connect Ember Amane, Phase Connect Erina Makina, Phase Connect Fujikura Uruka, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Gram Pico, Phase Connect Hakushika Iori, Phase Connect Hikanari Hina, Phase Connect Himemiya Rie, Phase Connect Jelly Hoshiumi, Phase Connect Kaminari Clara, Phase Connect Kaneko Lumi, Phase Connect Kannagi Loki, Phase Connect Kokoromo Memory, Phase Connect Komachi Panko, Phase Connect Lia Ashelia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Muu Muyu, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Pipkin Pippa, Phase Connect References, Phase Connect Remilia Nephys, Phase Connect Runie Ruse, Phase Connect Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Shisui Michiru, Phase Connect Tenma Maemi, Phase Connect Twitch, Phase Connect Utatane Nasa, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky characters and outrageous adventures.

We’ve got Lia, the queen of chaos, causing mayhem wherever she goes. Utatane Nasa will have you falling asleep laughing with his hilarious pranks. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – she’s a literal unicorn in human form!

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness Fujikura Uruka’s epic building skills, Shisui Michiru’s mystical powers, and Tenma Maemi’s never-ending energy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with Pipkin Pippa, the ultimate party animal?

And that’s not all! We’ve got Kaneko Lumi, the master of mischief, and Dizzy Dokuro, the skeleton with a heart of gold. Jelly Hoshiumi will have you seeing stars with her crazy antics, while Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery personality.

But wait, there’s even more chaos to be had with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko! These ladies are not to be messed with.

And let’s not forget about Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, and Saya Sairroxs – they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life! Who needs a boring old server when you can have this level of insanity?

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN members, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, streams at the same time, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out between streams! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more laughs than a sheep wearing a pumpkin on its head.

Join us for epic adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth – it’s like herding cats, but with more chaos and less furballs.

We’ve got more teamups than a raid on the Ender Dragon, so grab your diamond sword and come join the fun! Just remember to ignore the trolls, griefers, and creepers – they’re just jealous of our epic builds and epic banter.

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s mine, build, and meme our way to victory! Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame a wild ocelot with a fish.

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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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Minecraft Vanilla 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.20.4, Active, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Redstone, regular, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

REGULAR, VANILLA Minecraft SERVER!

minecraft.my-serv.com

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Full Inventory Minecraft Server

crate drops, DIGITAL GOODS, Frustration, full, Gaming, hate, inventory, loot boxes, marketplace, Minecraft, online gaming, player experience, Sell, selling items, Server, Steam, tf2, Trading, unwanted items, video games, virtual items

Are you tired of those pesky crate drops ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve banned crate drops altogether! No more random loot raining from the sky to mess up your game. Join us and never worry about accidentally picking up a diamond sword again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Crate Drop Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing crate drops from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Bandit and claim the loot for yourself? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to crate drops forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re the Crate Drop Bandit, then you might regret it a little).

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No thanks, Minecraft SMP

border security, border wall, Bridge.., central america, controversy, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Mexican, mexico, Migration, migration crisis, Minecraft, North America, political tension, Politics, smp, southern border, united states, Usa, wall debate

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are constantly building ridiculous structures and pulling off insane pranks.

But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
Atact

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mob Arena, Parkour, Prison, prison escape, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Atact is a 1.8 network with these gamemodes currently:

– KitPvP [- Survival (in the future)]

Join the server and start playing at mc.atact.net plz!!!

mc.atact.net:25564

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Aleppo Falls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic battle of Aleppo falling… in Minecraft! Will the creepers finally take over the city? Will the villagers band together to defend their homes? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of this epic showdown! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden beneath the rubble of Aleppo – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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