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EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	619	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Potions Brewed:	129	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	4803
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179

Fiancée DramaCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anger, Best Friend, bridal party, Bridesmaid, concerns, DISRESPECTFUL, DramaCraft, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, Friend, gambling, Guilt, Incident, INPUT, Issues, Lies, stable job, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	5179

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?

DreamCraft WetWorks

arousal, BIZARRE, bizarre fantasies, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamCraft, erotic dream, FANTASY, Kinky, nocturnal emission, Psychological, sexual fantasy, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, unusual desires, weird, wet dream, WetWorks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where your wildest wet dreams come true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and you can ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the sky.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

GazaGenocideCraft Server

Asylum, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGenocideCraft, Genocide, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, immigration, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MILLION, Politics, Refugees, Request, Server, spain, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	851
Star Shards Collected:	274	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 2 MILLION SPOTS OPEN FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM SPAIN! WE ALSO ACCUSE ISRAEL OF “GENOCIDE” IN GAZA BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE LIT! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #WALLSARELIFE #MINECRAFTDRAMA