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P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

12mm polypropylene rope, assisted suicide, Crouching, death planning, end of life decision, EUTHANASIA, full body weight test, heavy breathing technique, mental health, Minecraft, noose, painless death, pass out, PIXEL, rope, rope tying, self harm, Server, stand up, suicidal thoughts, suicide method, Unconscious, wardrobe pole

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	101	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

comedy, comedy club, comedy podcast, Comedy Show, kill tony podcast, kills, Kills Tony, live performance, long tail tags, Minecraft, Podcast, roast battle, Server, stand up, Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CraftyCreeperComedy

Absurd, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyCreeperComedy, Entertainment, farce, funny, humor, improv, Laughter, Nonsensical, Parody, presentation skills, public speaking, Ridiculous, satire, Spoof, stand up, ted talk

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to give a TED Talk on something you know absolutely nothing about! That’s right, we want to see you stumble and bumble your way through a presentation on a topic you have no clue about.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to give a hilariously bad TED Talk, but you’ll also have to survive in a world filled with killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top as the most clueless TED Talk presenter in all of Minecraft? Join our server now and find out!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, Clever, comedian, comedy, comic relief, Edition, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, jesting, joke telling, JokeCraft, jokester, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, stand up, Witty

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, wacky antics, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive in this crazy world, you must master the art of joke-telling. So you embark on a quest to find the legendary Joke Sword, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Lava Pits of Puns.

But beware, for the server is also home to the notorious Jokester Gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. Will you join forces with them or stand against their hilarious hijinks?

So come on down to our server and let the laughter begin! Who needs diamonds when you can have a belly full of jokes? Join us now and become the ultimate prankster in Minecraft history!

HillDieOnMinecraftSMP

Argument, Beliefs, convictions, core, Dedicated, DEFEND, foundation, HILL, HillDieOnMinecraftSMP, important, non-negotiable, passionate, Principles, Resolute, Stance, stand firm, stand up, Steadfast, unwavering, VALUES, willing to die on

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.

Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and hilarious adventure, join our SMP today and prepare to defend your hill with your life (literally)!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	217
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	4548
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	94
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

RGS Union Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Ores Mined:	5177
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

rgs.us.to

Infiniplains

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4951	Votes:	518

Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

infiniplains.aternos.me:26518

Paragon MC

Prison

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime in prison and hard labour for multiple accounts of piracy!

Features: – Ranks A-Z – Prestiges – Custom Models and Textures – Custom Modelled Bosses – Personal Islands – Quarries and Minions – Pirate Ships – Periodic Events – Mine Bombs – Gangs Missions – Gang Ships – Quests and Daily Missions

play.paragonmc.net

CBS TW

Creative

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Creative Building Server Taiwan It’s a server that uses creative mode to build buildings and mini-maps.

Mainly I hope that anyone can complete their work anywhere, not limited to computers

Therefore, the map files of this server are expected to be freely downloadable by everyone. In order to maintain quality, we have started “genuine verification”, please forgive me.

For the sake of free construction, Youyu will not open “territory” and “small wooden ax” for the time being.

mc.builderintw.net

Alpha realm 1.19.4

Business, Dynmap, Faction Wars, Factions, Movecraft, Slimefun, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to Alpha Realm. Here you can start your very own nation and rise to the top accompanied by slimefun industries and movecraft vehicles.

Discord:https://discord.gg/b8UMzjvUmB

Website: https://www.alpharealm.fun/

mc.alpharealm.fun

Swole

Creative, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Votes:	2864	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

139.99.189.97:25582

Liweth

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Emeralds Found:	7380	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Features:

Skills Leveling Quests Equipment, Gem, Potion crafting Scrolls Gods Bosses Territory figts Treasures Parkour Brewing Power buffs

liweth.com

Renegademc factions

Crates, Custom Enchants, Envoys, Factions, Koth, PvP, Vote Rewards

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Embark on an extraordinary journey! Unleash your power in the ultimate Factions experience. Join our thriving Minecraft community now and conquer the vast universe with friends by your side. Custom plugins, epic quests, and endless excitement await!

play.renegademc.net

Thunder Pulse Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	627	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Thunder Pulse Network is a survival multiplayer Minecraft server with a growing community and experienced staff members.

Our goal at TPN is to create a fun, engaging, and rewarding server where you can play the way you want. The server features land claim to protect your builds, a robust economy to sell your items or buy from others, donor ranks, teleportation, custom decorative blocks, and much more.

The community is active on our Discord server, forums, and social media, so you always have something to do and other players to ask questions and share ideas with. All we’re missing is you, so check us out today!

play.thunderpulse.network

Skyblock Dark

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Were a brand new Skyblock server called Skyblock Dark In need of staff. Economy, Crates, and More! Vote for Keys and Rewards! [BRAND NEW]

Plenty of challenges and quests along the way of your island to keep you busy! Chances to win money in our buycraft store at the end of each MONTH!

51.161.18.210:25589