Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we honor the pact just like the Jews protected their fellow Christians! 🤣
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! 💎🐔⚔️
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🦙💃🔥
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s honor the pact in the most EPIC way possible! 🚀🌈💥
and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.
so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.
Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.
– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising
A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com
A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9
A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.
A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.
Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.
Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!
Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?
Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.
So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!
Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.