Forget about watching wedding videos of events you weren’t even invited to, on our server, you’ll be the guest of honor every time! And don’t worry about storage space, we won’t flood you with unwanted photos like your cousin did.
So if you’re tired of being left out and feeling like an afterthought, join our server and be part of a community that values and appreciates you. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave those wedding woes behind!
Join us and create your own aisle seat in the sky, where you can fly freely without any entitled moms asking you to give up your spot. Build a virtual world where empathy is abundant and selfishness is non-existent.
Don’t be guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned comforts, join our server and experience the true joy of gaming without the drama of entitled parents. Build, explore, and have a blast in our Minecraft world where you are the master of your own destiny!
Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!
Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!
Are you ready to dive into the craziest dimension of Minecraft that will make you RETHINK your very existence? This isn’t just a server, it’s a manifestation of your deepest fears and wildest dreams. Why? Because it’s the greatest! Or is it the worst? WHO KNOWS?! Every block you place could either save the universe or unleash the horrible horrors lurking within! Join now, or forever be haunted by the missed opportunity of crafting your own insanity!
| Cursed Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Looping Biomes | Step into a biome that literally loops forever, or does it? Only your sanity can tell! |
| Gravity? WHAT GRAVITY? | You can jump to the Moon or fall through a floor that doesn’t exist! CONFUSED YET? |
| Real Life Interference! | Every minute spent playing could invoke the real-world consequences of despair and delight! |
| Secret Witch Trials | Banish your friends for being too good at the game or too bad! It’s a destroyer-to-creator dynamic! |
| Endless Soundtrack of the Void | Experience music designed to make you question if you’re the player or the playee! |
Q: How do I join this server?
A: Joining is as simple as MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE VOID. Or maybe just click this link—if the link even EXISTS!?
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: Versions are like the colors of a chameleon, they don’t exist here! Are you a chameleon?
Q: Are there rules?
A: Rules? Only if you can define what a rule is! Remember, the only rule is that no one leaves without questioning their reality.
“It’s Not a Phase” – an echo of truth as you navigate the labyrinth of perpetual confusion.
“Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers” – a testament to survival amidst the chaos!
“Love Fauna, need more?” – a plea from the depths of despair that resonates with every player’s soul.