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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1175	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension Hops:	13

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4530

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Potions Brewed:	167
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4347
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8595	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!