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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
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