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HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	4013	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	5545
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

#sustainability, alternative energy, billions of years, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, energy sources, environmental impact, Extinction, Fossil Fuels, FossilCraft, Fuels, future generations, History, Humanity, innovation, Natural resources, Organisms, progress, renewable energy, Technology, TRILLIONS

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	124	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Runes Activated:	6

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.

GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

yOu ever heard of a server that cures Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) and colorectal cancer? yA, that’s right, this server does that! jOin now and say goodbye to all your gut problems, cuz we got the best diet for ya! oUr gut microbiome is gonna be poppin’ on this server, so come on in and let’s get healthy together! 🥦🍇🥑🍉🥕🍓

Terrarealm Survival 1.21

claim system, Clans, Duels, Europe, Experience, Lands, market, Nations, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, player-run, Pure, smp, Survival, Terrarealm, Version 1.21., war event, Wars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP styleclose to pure survival experience

INFOVersion: 1.21

Server Located in EuropeIP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

Features

PLAYERRUN MARKETInstead of admin store, there will be a player marketwhere players can create

Lands and Nations claim system, with sub claims. Also war event for nations to participate in

play.terrarealm.net

Blocktopia: where you can build, fight, and cause chaos! Join today for some pixelated mayhem!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

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Welcome to Blocktopia Survival!

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join us on Blocktopia Survival, now running on version 1.21!

Server IP: blocktopiasurvival.de

Why Join Blocktopia Survival?

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in our thriving community where you can build, explore, and survive together.
Anarchy Server	Experience the thrill of no rules, where creativity and chaos coexist. The world is your oyster – shape it as you see fit!
Active Community	Meet like-minded players, forge alliances, and make new friends.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events and challenges to test your skills and earn rewards.

Join Our Discord for a Chance to Win!

We’re hosting a special giveaway! By joining our Discord server, you enter for a chance to win 1 month of Discord Nitro. Don’t miss out on this fantastic opportunity to enhance your Discord experience.

Discord Server Link: [Join Now]()

What are you waiting for? Grab your gear, invite your friends, and dive into the chaos of Blocktopia Survival. We can’t wait to see you there!

Happy mining and good luck in the giveaway!

Blocktopia Survival Team

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Blocktopia Survival server?	Simply input the server IP `blocktopiasurvival.de` in your Minecraft client to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, as an Anarchy Server, griefing is allowed. However, excessive griefing may result in consequences.
Are there any rules in Blocktopia Survival?	Aside from following Minecraft’s standard rules, there are no additional rules in place. It’s a free-for-all world!
How can I participate in the Discord Nitro giveaway?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the giveaway channel to enter.

MediCraft Server: Get Your Dose of Fun!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ores Mined:	9090
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where medical supplies are scarce and gas stations are closing down! On our server, you can build your own hospital and never run out of supplies because everything respawns magically. Plus, our gas stations never close, so you can drive around in your virtual car all day long without a care in the world. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to your boring reality!

Millennial vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

“Youth, attractiveness, beauty, Bitches, comparison, Confidence, cultural shift, DATING, Evolution, Generational, hot, millennial, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, societal standards, trends, Zoomer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8966	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with zoomer bitches who couldn’t build a dirt hut to save their lives? Look no further, because our server is where all the hot millennial bitches hang out!

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your skills and impress all the millennial babes with your block-placing prowess. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with the latest in virtual reality technology, so you can actually feel the heat when you’re standing next to those pixelated hotties.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party, where the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are lit. Only the coolest players can find their way to this exclusive spot, so get ready to strut your stuff and party like it’s 1999.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!