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Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Votes:	8770

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1529	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3517	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Farms Harvested:	929
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Farms Harvested:	286

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Items Found:	4219	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	224	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!