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CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ores Mined:	3720

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4536	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	5879	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.