stallone – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.

Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.

So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

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HangryCraft

abusive upbringing, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Eating disorders, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family rules, Family Support, food preferences, food sharing, HangryCraft, healing journey, individual autonomy., mental health struggles, personal boundaries, self-care, Self-expression, selfish behavior, stepfamily conflicts, unhealthy relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server where sharing food is mandatory? Look no further! Join our server where if you cook anything, you have to ask everyone if they want some. It’s like a virtual potluck every day!

One player, let’s call her Mac n’ Cheese Queen, had a rough past with food and sharing. But on our server, she learned the importance of sharing and caring for others. And let’s just say, her homemade fries became a hot commodity among players.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll not only build, explore, and survive, but you’ll also learn valuable life lessons about sharing and empathy. And who knows, you might even become the next Mac n’ Cheese Queen of the server!

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MovieVerseCraft

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a universe where anything is possible? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the wacky world of your favorite movie. Want to fight off zombies with Shaun and Ed from “Shaun of the Dead”? Done. How about building a castle with Elsa and Anna from “Frozen”? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles you can have with the Avengers or the Jedi knights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest mini-games you’ll ever play. From exploding sheep to flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and start living out your wildest movie fantasies!

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PhillyCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks

Asia, Asia-Pacific, blocks, China, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Missiles, News, Philippines, PhillyCraft, SECURITY, South China Sea, territorial disputes, threat, Threats, united states, US

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking mushroom. Plus, our moderators are, like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of slime. So, like, why would you even consider joining any other server when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join now before the aliens invade and turn us all into space chickens!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, desire, Intimacy, love making, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, physical connection, physical intimacy, relationships, romantic encounters, Server, sex, sexual activity, sexual attraction, sexual chemistry, sexual connection, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual relationship, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have villagers who are constantly getting it on! That’s right, witness the scandalous love affairs of our pixelated friends as they reproduce like there’s no tomorrow. Join now for a front-row seat to all the steamy action!

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StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

acceptance, autistic, conformity, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, dont, inclusion, Individuality, judgment, living up, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, neurodiversity, prejudice, Shit, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, StereotypeSlayer, stigmas, tolerance, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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SkipCraft Minecraft Server

college classes, college transcript, community college, community college arrangement, economics, F grade, gaming the system, guidance counselor, high school, honor the grade, Minecraft, online course, political science, required class, senior year, Server, SkipCraft, smarter not harder, stress out, student drop., teacher’s feelings, vp

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

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SickDayDenierAITA

bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, Empathy, empathy in relationships, Illness, judgment, Négotiation, productivity, relationship, remote job, sick days, SickDayDenierAITA, Sickness, Understanding, vacation days, work ethic, work from home, work-life balance

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

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MemeLord Minecraft SMP

Communication, definitions, diluted meaning, Language, linguistics, Memelord, Minecraft, misaligned, misapplied, misattributed, misconstrued, misheard, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misunderstood, Misuse, misused words, overused, semantics, smp, vocabulary

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we fight, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we always have each other’s backs (unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llama warriors who roam the land in search of justice (and carrots). Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their spit and sheer determination.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you go crazy, you’ll never go back!

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Block Pride Parades!

activism, BLOCK, celebration, civil liberties, Community, controversial topics, cultural acceptance, discrimination, Diversity, equality, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, parades, Political debate, pride, pride parade, protest, public events, social justice

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

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LebCraft: Power Plant Party!

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so, lebanon is like, having a power outage, right? but guess what, our minecraft server has ALL the power, like, we never run out of power cuz we got magical power plants that never shut down. join our server and never worry about losing power again, cuz we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here, so come join the fun and never worry about power outages again!

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