Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!
Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.
So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this crazy journey. Meet our unique community members, like your dad who smokes a lot outside and has anger issues, or your brother who conveniently disappears whenever there’s work to be done. And let’s not forget about your mom, the respiratory therapist who goes on weekend trips to escape it all.
As you navigate through the challenges of caring for Nanny while trying to have a life of your own, you’ll also have the opportunity to explore the vast world of Minecraft with your friends. Build, mine, and survive together in a world where anything is possible, just like convincing your mom to let you go to the Western stock show with your girlfriend.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blend of real-life drama and virtual fun! Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. See you in the game!
Join now and experience a world where you can make mistakes without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even make a friend who has a hilarious story about a door-holding mishap of their own! Don’t miss out on the chance to laugh, learn, and grow in our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even a dragon egg just chillin in the corner. but be careful, the base is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will attack anyone who tries to steal our loot.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether? yea, that’s right. hop on and hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts shooting fireballs. it’s a thrill ride like no other.
so come join us on our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust me, you won’t regret it.
⚔️ triadamc.net – Fight. Win. Dominate. ⚔️
IP: triadamc.net
Server version: 1.16 – 1.21.4
Recommended: 1.21
⚡️ Welcome to the world of PvP battles!
Immerse yourself in the exciting atmosphere of dynamic battles on our Minecraft server.
We offer a variety of game modes to ensure there is something for every player.
⚡️ “Duel” mode:
Hone your skills in fair one-on-one fights.
Choose arenas and fight for the title of the best duelist.
Improve your tactics and defeat your opponents.
⚡️ “FFA (Free For All)” mode:
Take part in chaotic and exciting “every man for himself” battles.
Fight with all players at the same time to show your power.
Adapt to changing conditions and dominate the battlefield.
⚡️ “RTP Vanilla” mode:
Immerse yourself in a world of crystal battles where mastery of your environment is critical.
Use crystals to deliver crushing blows and protect against enemies.
Show your strategic thinking and become a master of crystal wars.
⚡️ Our advantages:
A stable and fast server that provides comfortable gaming without delays.
Friendly and active community, ready to support new players.
Regular updates and new features so you always find something interesting.
mc.triadamc.net
Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric minecraft server with a focus on changing the vanilla gameplay. It offers custom items, biomes, mobs, dungeons, and more while keeping everything on the server-side, meaning no mods required. The server has recently been reset for a fresh start.
| Custom items and biomes | With unique effects and new mobs |
|---|---|
| End and Nether rehauls | Constantly updated for new challenges |
| Massive dungeons | Offering hours of exploration |
| Proximity Chat | Talk to others in-game |
| No land claims | Enjoy gameplay without restrictions |
| 1000+ Custom Advancements | Unique goals to achieve |
| Active community & staff | Engage with other players and helpful staff |
Join our discord server at https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc. We hope to see you there!
A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without installing any mods.
A: No, there are no land claims, allowing players to explore and build freely.
A: The server features Proximity Chat, allowing you to talk to others in-game.
A: The End and Nether are constantly updated to keep players entertained with new challenges.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental family members who just don’t understand. No more slide remarks or belittling comments here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where everyone is valued for who they are.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will learn a thing or two about equality and respect along the way!