STALIN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SledgehammerCraft

beheaded, Bust, controversy, crime, Destruction, dictator, headlines, historical figure, iconoclasm, memorial, Moscow Times, News, political statement, public art, russia, Russian Park, sculpture, sledgehammer, SledgehammerCraft, STALIN, Vandalism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

agriculture, biology, commie questline, CommunistCraft, crops, genetic manipulation, genetics, grow, History, JOKE, Lysenko, Lysenkos, Marxism, Propaganda, pseudoscience, Science, scientific fraud, Soviet agriculture, Soviet history, Soviet propaganda, Soviet science, soviet union, STALIN, STRONG, turnips

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6234
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Crops Grown:	6453	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6253
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	7043	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Votes:	2863	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	145	Herobrine Sightings:	6

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!