StaleJumpersMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StaleJumpersMC

Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, INACTIVE, indoor activities, Jumping, lack of movement, leisure time, lifestyle choices, mental health, motivation, outdoor activities, physical activity, procrastination, Routine, sedentary lifestyle, self-care, StaleJumpersMC, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6746	Animals Bred:	129
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

join this server if you want to be the ULTIMATE JUMP MASTER. our players haven’t jumped in WEEKS, they’re all just walking around like sad little penguins. but YOU can change that. show them how to jump like a kangaroo on steroids. become the JUMP KING and rule over all the non-jumpers. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. will you join them or stop their evil plans? come find out on our server, where the only limit is how high you can jump.

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	7787

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3100
Divine Spears Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	645
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8525
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ores Mined:	6716	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!

NoTouchyCraft

acquaintances, Boundaries, comfort zone, Communication, Companionship, emotional bonds, emotional intimacy, friendship, long-term connections, loyalty, mutual respect, non-physical connections, NoTouchyCraft, personal space, platonic relationships, Respect, social norms, socializing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick house, when suddenly you see this player who’s been on the server for years but you’ve never even touched them! like, what even is that? it’s like they’re a ghost or something, just floating around, never interacting with anyone. it’s so mysterious and intriguing, you just have to join the server to see if you can finally make contact with this elusive player. who knows, maybe they’re actually a secret agent or a wizard in disguise! come join the server and unravel the mystery of the untouchable player!