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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4297	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

VoiceCrackCraft – Where Femanon’s Voice is the Real MVP

ANONYMOUS, Audio recording, critique, evaluation request, Feedback, female voice, femanon, Femanons, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, mvp, real, self-assessment, self-conscious, vocal analysis, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal feedback, vocal quality, VOICE, voice evaluation, voice recording, VoiceCrackCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8699
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Can you believe it? Neither could we!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant squids and battle against an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible.

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Pixelated VTubers – AI Madness!

4chanX Catbox userscript, ai generated, Checklist, Cloud Hosted Installs, Embed, FAQ, GPU Performance Data, hdg, Hypernetworks, Images, LoRAs, madness, Model Mixes, models, NAI Leak Speedrun, NovelAI, pixelated, Prompt List, related, Resources, Thread Archive, Vtuber, Vtubers, Wedding, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	638634
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures in the world of VTuber AI-generated images – Wedding Edition!

Join us for a ride full of craziness and laughter as you explore the depths of virtual reality with VTuber models that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of LoRAs and Model Mixes that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Don’t miss out on our NAI Leak Speedrun where you can test your skills and see if you have what it takes to survive in this AI-generated world.

And if that’s not enough, we have Cloud Hosted Installs that will make your gaming experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CutieCraft: Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist the Charm!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with cute animals, colorful landscapes, and sparkly unicorns roaming around.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on rainbow llamas, play hide and seek with magical fairies, and even have a dance party with talking pandas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the cutest Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare to have your heart melted by the sheer adorableness of it all!

The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

BLOCK, border, border control, border expansion, Canada, cross-border relations, Demographic Shifts, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government policy, immigration, International, international relations, meets, Minecraft, national security, North America, Party, political implications, population absorption, population redistribution, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, us border

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2565

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

#forum guidelines, #forum posting, #forum rules enforcement, #video game discussions, Caution, community guidelines, confusion, forum etiquette, forum moderation, forum rules, gaming culture, Generals, internet culture, janitor, Moderation, Online Community, online forums, OopsCraft, Posting, proceed, VG, video game community, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	2397	Enchantments Applied:	201
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Potions Brewed:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Goddesses

Ancient, Blessings, Crafty, Creation, deity, divine feminine, Earth, fertility, Goddess, Goddesses, Harvest, Life, Motherhood, Mythology, Nature, Paganism, power, Pregnancy, Rituals, Sacred, Women, Worship

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

Cards, Credit, CREEPERS, Pay, VisaCraft, Visajeet

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	61	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.