Stale MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrendyWord Minecraft SMP

hackneyed, Language, Repetitive, cliched, smp

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves dressed in tuxedos, ready to protect you from any pesky griefers or hackers. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like the Wild West, but with pixelated swords and potions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty lit. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a pickaxe to a sword fight.

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EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

EyeRoller, overused, Unoriginal, tired, eye roll

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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Blockageddon

banal, Cliche, Meaning, Word, Repetitive

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

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Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

wwe, war games, traditional matches, lackluster, series

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

meme fatigue, stale, meme evolution, meme marketing, stale memes

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where SMP players are stale & old community needing more players

games, New server, Play, Chill, Fresh

JOIN: perakee.xyz

MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

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BlockyBanterCraft

meaningless, overused, threadbare, Misused, banality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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StaleSnacksCraft

food storage, Texture, CRISPY, food texture, Food chemistry

join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics are as wacky as a llama on roller skates! ever seen a cow fly? well, on our server, they do! and they wear top hats too!

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

our server is so lit, even the skeletons have glow sticks! and don’t even get me started on the pigs riding around on giant chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics). trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

Avalon Nations: Where life steal is not just for video games!

Video, games, steal, Civilization, Experience

Avalon Nations SMP Overview:

Feature	Description
Nations/Civilizations	Combine with intense PVP and Life Steal aspects
Discord	Join our Discord
Auto Assign Members	To avoid skill gaps and keep balance
Territories	Each nation given a portion of map and biome
Team Up	Allowed with other nations, but risk of betrayal
World Border	Shrunk every other day to promote PVP battles
Server Status	Cracked, allowing everyone to join
Launch	Expected in the next week

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server is cracked, allowing everyone to join regardless of financial conditions.

2. What happens if a nation member is inactive?

Inactive members will be auto-assigned to nations to maintain balance. Nations can also recruit new members to replace inactive ones.

3. Can nations form alliances?

Yes, nations can team up with other nations, but there is a risk of betrayal. Alliances are at your own risk.

4. How often does the world border shrink?

The world border will be shrunken every other day to prevent the server from becoming stale and encourage more PVP battles.

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

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FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

When will the server reset?

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Can I invite friends to join the server?