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Neuron Misfire Server

actions, Brain neurons, Choking, cognitive function, fight or flight response, High-stakes situations, mental health, Misfire, neurological processes, neuron, neuroscience, performance anxiety, PRESSURE, Psychology, research, Rhesus monkeys, scientists, Server, Signals, STAKES, stress, study

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

NATO Troops in Ukraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, global implications, growing dangers, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, NATO troops, Peacekeeping, political instability, security threats, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, STAKES, territorial integrity, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of real life like nato troops in ukraine! our server is so lit that u will forget all about those growing dangers and just have a blast building and surviving with ur friends. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential conflicts that may arise. so come join us now and let’s minecraft our way to safety and fun!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1423	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9959
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchantments Applied:	59	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	1227
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Items Found:	2816	Votes:	1682
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	165
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!