Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!
So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
| Server Name | The Real SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways |
| Discord Server | Join our Discord |
| IP Address | mc.therealsmp.com |
| Website | Visit our website |
A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.
A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.
A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.
A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.
| Pros | Cons | |——|——| | 1. One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers | 1. Can be overcrowded at times, leading to lag and waiting times | | 2. Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes | 2. Some minigames may become repetitive over time | | 3. Active community and regular updates | 3. Some games may be geared towards more experienced players |
**Scavenged Shores**
| Pros | Cons | |——|——| | 1. Unique pirate-themed RPG server with custom content | 1. Smaller community compared to Hypixel | | 2. Allows players to set sail on pirate ships and explore a vibrant map | 2. Limited number of game modes and activities | | 3. Offers a peaceful playstyle with customizable islands | 3. Still in development with potential bugs and glitches |
**FAQ**
**Q: Which server has more players and a larger community? A:** Hypixel is known for having one of the largest and most active Minecraft communities.
**Q: Which server offers a more unique and customized experience? A:** Scavenged Shores stands out for its unique pirate-themed RPG elements and custom content that sets it apart from other servers.
**Q: Can I expect regular updates and new content on these servers? A:** Both Hypixel and Scavenged Shores strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep players engaged and excited.
**Q: Are there any specific features or game modes that each server is known for? A:** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Scavenged Shores focuses on a pirate-themed RPG experience with sailing, exploration, and custom islands.
**Q: How can I join these servers and start playing? A:** You can join Hypixel by connecting to their server address in Minecraft multiplayer. For Scavenged Shores, you can connect to their server address and start exploring the pirate-themed world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. They danced the night away to the sweet tunes of a zombie DJ and even learned some killer dance moves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.
But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a talking block of cheese!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t handle the level of insanity we bring to the table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
