Stairlifts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crops Grown:	8893	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	6023
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	183	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Emeralds Found:	6741
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gods Slained:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!