π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4617 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?