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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2274 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?