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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5051 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?