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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9871 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?