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Top & Bottom Stair Traffic
come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
60YearOldMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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Late Night Munchies – Teen Edition
So, like, imagine you’re playing Minecraft, right? And you’re just mining away, building stuff, you know the drill. But then, out of nowhere, your biological clock starts going all wonky! Suddenly, you’re craving late-night snacks like there’s no tomorrow.Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!
Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!
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Rocketworld 1.12.2 Minecraft server
Cool server for playing with friends, a bunch of mini games! Come in! You will not regret it!
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Cyber Realm Craft 1.20.3
Lol, bro, forget AI genders, come join our Minecraft server where the only gender is Steve and Alex!We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that breakdance before exploding.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.
Forget about AI, come experience the true madness of our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway).
Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and reality itself!
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PartyPurgeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and overreactions!Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player accuses you of downplaying their chronic illness. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through friendships and apologies while dodging passive-aggressive texts from mutual friends. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
And hey, if you’ve ever felt like your seizures weren’t getting the attention they deserve, this server is the perfect place for you. We understand the struggles of not being taken seriously by doctors and unsupportive friends. So come on in and let’s create some chaos together!
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RedditPostMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest ride of your life! We have diamond armor-wearing chickens running around, creepers that do the moonwalk before exploding, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot who leads us into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our cake! Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant rainbow and unicorns spawn everywhere. It’s like a magical acid trip, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and let’s build the most epic, ridiculous world together! #SirOinksalot4President #LlamaTopHatsForever -
BasementDweller500
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no impressive achievements to show off? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the prestigious “Basement Dweller” Achievement waiting for you to claim! No one has been able to reach a 500-day streak of never seeing the light of day in Minecraft, but we believe in you! Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate basement dweller! Who needs sunlight anyway when you can be the envy of all your friends with this insane achievement? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft hermit!